Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card
from £3.99
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On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card
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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card
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Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card
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Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card
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May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card
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When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card
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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card
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Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card
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Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
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This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card
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Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card
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I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card
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You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card
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Today Should Be Your Wedding Day But It's Not Greeting Card
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Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
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I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
from £3.99
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