Obligatory Father's Day Card. Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card
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You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card
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Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card
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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card
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Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card
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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card
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Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card
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You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card
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I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card
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Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card
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You Are Moving From One House To Another Greeting Card
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You Look Older Than You Are Greeting Card
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Didn't Realise You Were Still Alive Greeting Card
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Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card
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Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card
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And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card
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