Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card
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Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card
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If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card
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Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card
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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card
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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card
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Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card
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One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card
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I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
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Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card
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