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We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 50th, Deadpan Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Friend

Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 30th, Deadpan Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend, Son, Daughter

Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're My Weirdo Greeting Card | Funny, Silly, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You're My Weirdo Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Gift For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppies

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Keep The Fuck Away Sticker | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Monochrome, Profanity, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away Sticker

£3.65

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£3.65
One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome

One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card

from £3.99

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We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome, For Him, For Her

We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
If I Were Wrong Don't You Think I'd Know Mug | Funny, Deadpan Mug For Coworker, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Always Right, Never Wrong

If I Were Wrong Don't You Think I'd Know Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I'm Not Argumentative... I'm Not Mug | Funny, Deadpan Mug For Coworker, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Argumentative Person, Contrary

I'm Not Argumentative... I'm Not Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 42 Mug | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

I Am 42 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 40 Mug | 38 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 40th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Fortieth Birthday Gift, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty

I Am 40 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 39 Mug | 37 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 39th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Ninth Birthday Gift, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Nine

I Am 39 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 38 Mug | 36 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 38th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Eighth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Eight

I Am 38 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 36 Mug | 34 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 36th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Sixth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Six

I Am 36 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 35 Mug | 33 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 35th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Fifth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Five

I Am 35 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 34 Mug | 32 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 34th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Fourth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Four

I Am 34 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 33 Mug | 31 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 33rd Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Third Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Three

I Am 33 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 32 Mug | 30 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 32nd Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Two

I Am 32 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 30 Mug | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirtieth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty

I Am 30 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 29 Mug | 27 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 29th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Ninth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Nine

I Am 29 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 28 Mug | 26 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 28th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Eighth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Eight

I Am 28 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 27 Mug | 25 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 27th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Seventh Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Seven

I Am 27 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 26 Mug | Funny, Deadpan 26th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Sixth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Six

I Am 26 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 25 Mug | 23 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 25th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Fifth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Five

I Am 25 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 24 Mug | 22 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 24th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Fourth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Four

I Am 24 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 23 Mug | 21 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 23rd Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Third Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Three

I Am 23 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 22 Mug | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Two

I Am 22 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 21 Mug | 19 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 21st Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty One

I Am 21 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 20 Mug | 18 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 20th Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twentieth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty

I Am 20 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
U Are 41 Greeting Card | 39 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 41st Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty One, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty First Birthday

U Are 41 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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U Are 40 Greeting Card | 38 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 40th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Fortieth Birthday

U Are 40 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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U Are 39 Greeting Card | 37 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 39th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Nine, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Ninth Birthday

U Are 39 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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U Are 38 Greeting Card | 36 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 38th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Eight, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Eighth Birthday

U Are 38 Greeting Card

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U Are 37 Greeting Card | 35 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 37th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Seven, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Seventh Birthday

U Are 37 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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U Are 36 Greeting Card | 34 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 36th Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Thirty Six, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Sixth Birthday

U Are 36 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99