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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
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Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card
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If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card
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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card
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At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card
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