Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
If I Die While Lifting Weights Add More Weights And Then Call For Help Mug
£11.95
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£11.95
One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
I Hate You The Least Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
from £3.99
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