One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card
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I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card
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You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called Hieroglyphics Greeting Card
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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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I Fail To See The Point In Your Continued Existence Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Dad! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday! You Are A Constant Source Of Disappointment! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That You Are No Longer Young Greeting Card
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Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day You Were Born Greeting Card
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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
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Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card
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