I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card
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This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card
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I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card
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Wishing You A Happy Birthday From A Social Distance Greeting Card
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If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card
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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Dad! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday! You Are A Constant Source Of Disappointment! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That You Are No Longer Young Greeting Card
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