Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
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This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card
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I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card
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I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card
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If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Wishing You A Happy Birthday From A Social Distance Greeting Card
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One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card
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If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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In Dog Years You Are A Ghost Greeting Card
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I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card
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You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called Hieroglyphics Greeting Card
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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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