Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Congratulations Greeting Cards

Make them chuckle with our fun Congratulations Cards. From hand illustrations to deadpan captions – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope. All of our cards can be personalised and sent direct to recipient for no extra cost! Browse now to find your perfect congrats card!

You Blow My Mind Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Hairdryer Pun Valentine's Card, Hairdryer Blowing Air Onto Brain, Anniversary, Proud Of You

You Blow My Mind Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Are Proof That Anything Is Paw-sible Greeting Card | Funny Dog Pun Congratulations Card, Dog In A Superhero Costume, Graduation

Congratulations You Are Proof That Anything Is Paw-sible Greeting Card

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Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Wedding Card, Funny Congratulations Card

Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card

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Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan, Pessimistic Congratulations Card, Engagement, New Job, Jealousy

Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card

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You Try Hard! Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Graduation Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Congratulations, Nerdy Looking Rugby Player In Glasses

You Try Hard! Greeting Card

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Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

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Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

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Best Fucking Sister Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Dad Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Parent, Him, Father's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Dad Ever Greeting Card

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#loveyou Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Love, Hashtag, Profanity

#loveyou Greeting Card

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#congrats Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Passed Driving Test, New Job

#congrats Greeting Card

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