Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Congratulations Greeting Cards

Make them chuckle with our fun Congratulations Cards. From hand illustrations to deadpan captions – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope. All of our cards can be personalised and sent direct to recipient for no extra cost! Browse now to find your perfect congrats card!

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card

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You're Ace! Greeting Card | Funny Ace Of Spades Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Ace Of Spades, You're Awesome, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best

You're Ace! Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card | Funny, Sarcastic, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Made It Look So Shrimple! Greeting Card | Funny Shrimp Pun Congratulations Card, Clever Looking Shrimp, Graduation, New Job

Congratulations! You Made It Look So Shrimple! Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Congratulations, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt Congratulations Greeting Card | Funny Congratulations Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt Congratulations Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Engagement Card, Well Done, Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time. Greeting Card

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Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Engagement Card For Bride, Hen Do, Marriage

Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Make A Fur-midable Team. Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Pear Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Anniversary, Two Pears Holding Hands, Great Pair

You Make A Great Pear Greeting Card

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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Over Eat, Let's Party

Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card

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#loveyou Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Love, Hashtag, Profanity

#loveyou Greeting Card

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Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card | Funny Joke Engagement Card, Congratulations, Avocado With Moustache In Sombrero Holding Maracas

Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card

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Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Golfer With Pint Of Beer, Card For Golfer, Let's Celebrate, Congratulations

Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card

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Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Wedding Card, Funny Congratulations Card

Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Sister Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever Greeting Card

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Congratulations Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card | Funny Enagement Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In A Jacuzzi

Congratulations Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card

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Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Wedding Card, Congratulations, Just Married, For Bride & Groom

Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card

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You Try Hard! Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Graduation Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Congratulations, Nerdy Looking Rugby Player In Glasses

You Try Hard! Greeting Card

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Mum You’re A Ginspiration Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Mother, Gin Pun, Gin Drinker, Gin And Tonic

Mum You’re A Ginspiration Greeting Card

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Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

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#congrats Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Passed Driving Test, New Job

#congrats Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, You'll Be Bad Parents

I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

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You're Engayged Greeting Card | Funny Gay Engagement Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, You're Engaged Card, Grooms

You're Engayged Greeting Card

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