Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Congratulations Greeting Cards

Make them chuckle with our fun Congratulations Cards. From hand illustrations to deadpan captions – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope. All of our cards can be personalised and sent direct to recipient for no extra cost! Browse now to find your perfect congrats card!

Congratulations You're A Dilf. Greeting Card | Funny, Joke New Baby Card In Blue For Dad, Him, New Father

Congratulations You're A Dilf. Greeting Card

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RIP Vagina Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Mum Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

RIP Vagina Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth

Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card

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Congratulations, You Have A Bun In The Oven Greeting Card | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Card, Excited Oven With A Bun Baking In It, Youre Growing A Baby

Congratulations, You Have A Bun In The Oven Greeting Card

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Congratulations You're A Milf. Greeting Card | Funny, Joke New Baby Card In Pink For Mum, Him, New Mothther

Congratulations You're A Milf. Greeting Card

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Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card | New Baby Card For Gamer Couple, Games Controllers, Congratulations, Baby Shower Card, Having A Baby

Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card

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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Parents, Wedding Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, Just Married

Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card

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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, You'll Be Bad Parents

I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card

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#congrats Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Passed Driving Test, New Job

#congrats Greeting Card

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