Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Congratulations Greeting Cards

Make them chuckle with our fun Congratulations Cards. From hand illustrations to deadpan captions – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope. All of our cards can be personalised and sent direct to recipient for no extra cost! Browse now to find your perfect congrats card!

You're Engayged Greeting Card | Funny Gay Engagement Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, You're Engaged Card, Grooms

You're Engayged Greeting Card

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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card

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#graduationwanker Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Exams, Hashtag, Profanity

#graduationwanker Greeting Card

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Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Golfer With Pint Of Beer, Card For Golfer, Let's Celebrate, Congratulations

Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card

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Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Engagement Card For Bride, Hen Do, Marriage

Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card

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Congratulations, You Have A Bun In The Oven Greeting Card | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Card, Excited Oven With A Bun Baking In It, Youre Growing A Baby

Congratulations, You Have A Bun In The Oven Greeting Card

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Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card | Cute Wedding Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Brides Holding Hands

Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card

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Well Done You Silly Sausage Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dachshund Pun Congratulations, Happy Smug Looking Sausage Dog, Graduation, Exams, New Job

Well Done You Silly Sausage Greeting Card

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Mr And Mr Greeting Card | Cute Gay Wedding Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Grooms Holding Hands

Mr And Mr Greeting Card

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Lesbi Honest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card | Anniversary Card For Lesbian Couple, Congratulations, Engagement Card, LGBT Cards

Lesbi Honest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Speech Bubble Engagement Card, Offensive Profanity Cactus Prick Pun Congratulations Card

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

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Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card | New Baby Card For Gamer Couple, Games Controllers, Congratulations, Baby Shower Card, Having A Baby

Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card

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Par Tee On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Two Golfers Partying, Card For Golfer, Golf Joke Card, PGA, US Open

Par Tee On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Over Eat, Let's Party

Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card

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Well Done You Tit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, You Did It

Well Done You Tit Greeting Card

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Let The Adventure Begin Greeting Card | Camping Engagement Card, Congratulations, Tent In The Woods With A Fire, Camping Couple, Getting Married

Let The Adventure Begin Greeting Card

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Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card | Funny Pun Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Hammer, Nails, Confetti

Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card

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Congratulations It's All Downhill From Here Greeting Card | Funny Engagement Card, Bride And Groom Skiing Downhill, Wedding, Getting Married, Marriage

Congratulations It's All Downhill From Here Greeting Card

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Congratulations It Was About Time You Sealed The Deal! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Seal Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Two Seals Kissing

Congratulations It Was About Time You Sealed The Deal! Greeting Card

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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Parents, Wedding Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, Just Married

Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card

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You Have Been Out Standing In Your Field! Greeting Card | Joke Congratulations Card, Man Stood Out In A Field, Graduation, Outstanding, Promotion

You Have Been Out Standing In Your Field! Greeting Card

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This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Minimal, Low Effort Card, Birthday, Anniversary, Congratulations

This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card

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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, You'll Be Bad Parents

I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card

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