Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Coasters

Be kind to the tables (and surfaces) off this world and add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Our coasters and placemats are made from hardboard with a cork back to protect table top surfaces. Topped with a high gloss finish and black edge.

And we've got something to suit all occasions... Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving. Browse now to find your perfect coaster!

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Caravan Wanker Coaster | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle Drinks Mat

Caravan Wanker Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster | Rude, Funny, Offensive Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster, Profanity, Monochrome

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster | Gift For Couples Moving Out, Monochrome Drinks Mat, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster | CCongratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

Congratulations You Cunt Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, New Job Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Passed Exams Or Driving Test

Congratulations You Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Coaster | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic, Monochrome, Profanity

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

Good Luck You Fuck Coaster | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Leaving For University

Good Luck You Fuck Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

Good Luck And Good Riddance Coaster | Funny Leaving Gift, Good Luck Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Leaving For University

Good Luck And Good Riddance Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster | Funny Gifts For Mum, Thank You Gift For Mother, Mother's Day Drinks Mat

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

Keep The Fuck Away Coaster | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Get Well Soon Gift, Profanity

Keep The Fuck Away Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

Hi I'm Vegan Coaster | Gifts For Vegans, Drinks Mat For Vegan, Veggie, Plant Based, Vegan Humour

Hi I'm Vegan Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster | Funny Wedding Gift, Rude Engagement Present, Housewarming Gift, Pessimistic Drinks Mat, Sarcasm

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Coaster | Father's Day Gift, Thank You Gift For Dad, Drinks Mat, Small Penis, Todger, Willy

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster | Funny Coaster, Anniversary Gift For Her, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25