Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Christmas Gifts & Presents

It's the most wonderful time of the year (or is it?!) Make them smile with our wildly inappropriate gifts - ranging from personalised greeting cards, aprons, cushions, magnets, notebooks, journals and totes!

We offer a wide range of quality gifts guaranteed for maximum impact! Browse now to find your perfect gift to put a smile on their face this Christmas! 

Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Sarcastic, Deadpan Christmas Card For Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife

Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Adult Christmas Card, Snowman With Carrot Erection Doodle

Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Merry Christmas To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Ginger Friend, Gingerbread Man In Santa Hat, Ginger Joke, Christmas Cookie

Merry Christmas To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card | Funny, Joke, Sarcastic Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Penis's Tucked Up In A Blanket, Willies In Bed, Pigs In Blankets Pun

Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Santa Clause Joke

Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Santa Claws Greeting Card | Funny Lobster In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Santa Clause, Lobster Claw Pun

Santa Claws Greeting Card

from £3.00

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May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Inuendo Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke Xmas Card

May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Merry Fucking Christmas Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Christmas, Profanity

Merry Fucking Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Hashtag, Red And White

#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, LGBT, Sexy Santa With Sack Of Presents

Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Feliz Navidad Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Spanish Christmas Card, Christmas Song Card, Pop Art

Feliz Navidad Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Jingle Balls Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Card, Stocking Filler, Pair Of Testicles Doodle, Testies

Jingle Balls Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.00

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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Merry Knitmas Greeting Card | Happy Knitting Wool Balls With Holy, Funny Knitting  Pun Merry Christmas Card For Knitter

Merry Knitmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat, Bah Humbug, Christmas Hater

Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
To Santa's Favourite Ho. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Christmas Card In Red For Her, For Friend

To Santa's Favourite Ho. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Santa Hates Vegans. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Christmas Card In Red For Vegan, Plant Based, Veggie

Santa Hates Vegans. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Deadpan, Profanity Christmas Card In Red, Festive AF,

Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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When I Think About You I Touch My Elf Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Elf Christmas Card, Touch Myself Elf Pun, Elves

When I Think About You I Touch My Elf Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Frostbite Greeting Card | Vampire Snowman, Frosty, Dracula, Spooky Pun Christmas Card

Frostbite Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00