Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Christmas Gifts & Presents

It's the most wonderful time of the year (or is it?!) Make them smile with our wildly inappropriate gifts - ranging from personalised greeting cards, aprons, cushions, magnets, notebooks, journals and totes!

We offer a wide range of quality gifts guaranteed for maximum impact! Browse now to find your perfect gift to put a smile on their face this Christmas! 

Merry Catmas Greeting Card | Cat Tangled In Christmas Lights, Funny Cat Christmas Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kitten

Merry Catmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
To Santa's Favourite Ho. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Christmas Card In Red For Her, For Friend

To Santa's Favourite Ho. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Santa Hates Vegans. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Christmas Card In Red For Vegan, Plant Based, Veggie

Santa Hates Vegans. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Deadpan, Profanity Christmas Card In Red, Festive AF,

Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
When I Think About You I Touch My Elf Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Elf Christmas Card, Touch Myself Elf Pun, Elves

When I Think About You I Touch My Elf Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Get Into The Christmas Spirit Greeting Card | Funny Adult Alcohol Pun Christmas Card, Spirit Pun, Spirit Bottles, Gin, Vodka, Brandy, Rum

Let's Get Into The Christmas Spirit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bah Humbug. Greeting Card | Rude Bah Humbug Christmas Card In Red For Scrooge, Christmas Hater

Bah Humbug. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Friend

Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Home Alone Quote Christmas Card

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Shitmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Dry Humour

Merry Shitmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cum All Ye Faithful Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Christmas Carol Pun, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Christmas Food Sex Joke

I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Vintage Typography, Movie Quote

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Cockmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Penis In A Santa Hat, Willy In A Santa Hat

Merry Cockmas Penis Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bah Hum Pug Greeting Card | Funny Pug In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Bah Humbug, Scrooge, Pug Owner, Pug Lover, Fine Art Pug Illustration

Bah Hum Pug Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Mare-y Christmas Greeting Card | Horse In A Santa Hat Waiting Under Mistletoe, Funny Horse Merry Christmas Card For Equestrian, Horse Rider

Mare-y Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas You Absolute Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Cockeral Doodle, Profanity

Merry Christmas You Absolute Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Christmas Card For Ginger Friend, Gingerbread Man In Santa Hat, Ginger Joke, Christmas Cookie

Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Naked Santa In Hat And Wellies Holding Booze, Rude, Naughty Santa Card, For Him, For Her, For Friend

Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Christmas Greetings Greeting Card | Naked Sleeping Mand With Santa Hat Covering His Genitals, Rude, Naughty Santa Card, For Him

Christmas Greetings Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Sexy Girl Santa Pole Dancing On A Candy Cane Christmas Card, Mrs Clause, LGBT

Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Dry Humour, Profanity, Brussel Sprouts

Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99