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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Engagement Card, Wedding, Just Married, Engaged, Hen Do, Stag Party

42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card

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Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Dry Humour, Profanity, Brussel Sprouts

Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You'll Do Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You'll Do Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation Journal, Diary, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Will Cook For Wine Apron | Funny Wine Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome, Vino, White, Red

Will Cook For Wine Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron | Rude, Funny, Deadpan Apron For Wine Drinker, Vino, Mum, Her, Profanity, Monochrome

Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
Prick With A Fork Apron | Rude, Funny Pun BBQ Apron For Him, Dad, Profanity, Monochrome

Prick With A Fork Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
You Put The Ho Back In Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Ho Ho Ho

You Put The Ho Back In Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card | Deadpan New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Pessimistic New Year Card

Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Fuck Men Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome

Fuck Men Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Men Are Dicks Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

Men Are Dicks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny New Home Card

Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Regret To Inform You That You Are No Longer Young Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Birthday Card, Old Age Joke

I Regret To Inform You That You Are No Longer Young Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Bought A House Card, Graduation Card, First Time Buyers

Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Big Gay Day Greeting Card | Funny Gay Wedding Card, Funny LGBTQ+ Wedding Card

Big Gay Day Greeting Card

from £3.99

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And Then There Was No Sleep Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card

And Then There Was No Sleep Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day You Were Born Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour, To The Point Birthday Card

Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day You Were Born Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Will Never Sleep Again Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card

You Will Never Sleep Again Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, Exams, New Job, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, New Job, Exams, Leaving

Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Good Luck Card, Funny, Deadpan Leaving Card, New Job

Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Father's Day Card, Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Small Penis

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook | Moving Out Gift, Gifts For Couples Moving Out, Black And White Journal

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Magnet | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic Quote, Profanity, Monochrome Fridge Magnet

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Magnet

£10.95

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£10.95
Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Card In Party Hat

Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Am 37 Mug | 35 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 37th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Seventh Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Seven

I Am 37 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
U Are 42 Greeting Card | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

U Are 42 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
U Are 22 Greeting Card | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty Second, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Second

U Are 22 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Prick Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Colourful Bubble Writing

Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Funny Retirement Card, New Job

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Birthday Card

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card | Deadpan Ugly Joke Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend or Friend

You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Profanity Card, Chat Shit, Compulsive Lier, Chatting Shit, Mean Card

I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Jealous Of All The People Who Haven't Met You Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Wish We'd Never Met Card, Banter Card, Mean Card

I'm Jealous Of All The People Who Haven't Met You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called Hieroglyphics Greeting Card | Old Age Joke, Deadpan Birthday Card, You're Old Birthday Card

You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called Hieroglyphics Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
If I Agreed With You We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card | Joke, Deadpan You're Wrong Greeting Card, Disagreement, You're Not Right, Agree To Disagree

If I Agreed With You We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
If I Throw A Stick Will You Leave? Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Dog Joke Deadpan Greeting Card, Frenemy, You Dog Card, Banter, Want You To Leave

If I Throw A Stick Will You Leave? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sibling, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Brother Card

If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Alexa How Old Am I? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card, Age Joke, Forgetful, Getting Older, Forgetting Age

Alexa How Old Am I? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife

There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Partner, Housemate, Living Together Jokes

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Having A Small Penis Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Huge Dick! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Card For Him, Small Dick Energy Joke

Having A Small Penis Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Huge Dick! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Fucking Mug Mug | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Profanity Gift For Gullible Idiot, Sympathy, Breakup, Divorce, Mug Pun

You Fucking Mug Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Hate You The Least Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Love Card, hate Everyone But You

I Hate You The Least Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99