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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card

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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Parents, Wedding Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, Just Married

Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card

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Let Us Fuck Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Let's Have Sex, Profanity, Blunt

Let Us Fuck Greeting Card

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I Hate The Sound Of Your Breathing Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Contempt

I Hate The Sound Of Your Breathing Greeting Card

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Sometimes, I Wonder What It Would Be Like If You Were Dead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Contempt

Sometimes, I Wonder What It Would Be Like If You Were Dead Greeting Card

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Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Love Card, Over Eat Together

Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card

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It's About Time You Shuffled Off Now, Old Timer Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

It's About Time You Shuffled Off Now, Old Timer Greeting Card

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Be Kind To Yourself Today Have A Wank Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Self Care, Masturbation, Look After Yourself

Be Kind To Yourself Today Have A Wank Greeting Card

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'Dad Bods' Only Work If You Were Good Looking In The First Place Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card For Him, Dad Bod Joke, Let Yourself Go

'Dad Bods' Only Work If You Were Good Looking In The First Place Greeting Card

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You Fucking Mug Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Gullible, Divorce, Slang, Sucker, Fool

You Fucking Mug Greeting Card

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You're Not A Hipster You're A Beard With An Idiot Hanging Off It Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Hipster Joke, Edgy

You're Not A Hipster You're A Beard With An Idiot Hanging Off It Greeting Card

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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Over Eat, Let's Party

Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card

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May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Lockdown, At Home, Vegatative State, Boredom

May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card

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You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Profanity Card, Chat Shit, Compulsive Lier, Chatting Shit

You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card

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They Say 'If You Don't Have Something Nice To Say, Don't Say Anything At All'...Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Mean, Rude Monochrome Card

They Say 'If You Don't Have Something Nice To Say, Don't Say Anything At All'... Greeting Card

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Maybe We Should Just Stay Socially Distanced Forever Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Stay Away, Sarcasm I Miss You Card

Maybe We Should Just Stay Socially Distanced Forever Greeting Card

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I Haven't Missed You Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Stay Away, Sarcasm I Miss You Card

I Haven't Missed You Greeting Card

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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

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Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card

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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, You'll Be Bad Parents

I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card

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Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke, Existential

Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card

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Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Disappear, Stay Off Social Media, Unavailable

Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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