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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
It's Ok If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Frenemy, Banter Card, Frenemies, Haters Gonna Hate

It's Ok If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Greeting Card

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

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You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card For Him, Not Man Enough, Man Up, Banter Cards, Mean Card

You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is Greeting Card

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Your Best Chance Of Getting Laid Is To Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Can't Get Laid, Not Getting Any Sex

Your Best Chance Of Getting Laid Is To Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait Greeting Card

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Embrace Your Mistakes... Can I Have A Hug? Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card For Parent, Mistake Child, Hug Your Mistake

Embrace Your Mistakes... Can I Have A Hug? Greeting Card

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The Only Culture You Have Is Bacteria Greeting Card | Bacteria Joke, Deadpan Greeting Card, Uncultured, Science, Biology Joke

The Only Culture You Have Is Bacteria Greeting Card

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Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card | Joke, Deadpan, Sarcastic Sympathy Greeting Card, Tired Of Your Moaning Card, Whiny Friend

Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card

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I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Cactus Pun Greeting Card, You're A Prick Cactus Card

I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card

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I Blame Your Parents Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Greeting Card, Bad Parents Joke, I Blame The Parents, Monochrome, Black And White

I Blame Your Parents Greeting Card

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Your Gene Pool Could Use Some Chlorine Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Greeting Card, Bad Genes Joke, Monochrome, Black And White

Your Gene Pool Could Use Some Chlorine Greeting Card

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I Would Tell You To Eat Shit But I Know You're Not Into Cannibalism Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity, Deadpan Greeting Card, You're Shit

I Would Tell You To Eat Shit But I Know You're Not Into Cannibalism Greeting Card

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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right It's A Shame Nobody Told Your Parents Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Greeting Card For Second Child, Sibling

Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right It's A Shame Nobody Told Your Parents Greeting Card

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Violin Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Violinist, Violin Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Violin Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Uncle, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Uncle Card

If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Aunt, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Aunty Card

If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card For Dad, Birthday Card For Dad, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You

If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Alexa Send Mum A Mother's Day Card Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Mother's Day Card, Unenthusiastic Mother's Day Card, Lazy, Technology

Alexa Send Mum A Mother's Day Card Greeting Card

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Alexa Send Dad A Father's Day Card Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Father's Day Card, Unenthusiastic Father's Day Card, Lazy, Technology

Alexa Send Dad A Father's Day Card Greeting Card

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Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Lockdown Birthday Card, Crap Birthday, Can't Celebrate, Monochrome, Profanity

Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Met On Grindr, LGBTQ+ Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Her, Fake Tan Wearer, Orange Sheets

Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card

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Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Card For Her, Small Breasts Joke

Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card

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