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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Lockdown, At Home, Vegatative State, Boredom

May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card

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You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Profanity Card, Chat Shit, Compulsive Lier, Chatting Shit

You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card

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They Say 'If You Don't Have Something Nice To Say, Don't Say Anything At All'...Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Mean, Rude Monochrome Card

They Say 'If You Don't Have Something Nice To Say, Don't Say Anything At All'... Greeting Card

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Maybe We Should Just Stay Socially Distanced Forever Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Stay Away, Sarcasm I Miss You Card

Maybe We Should Just Stay Socially Distanced Forever Greeting Card

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I Haven't Missed You Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Stay Away, Sarcasm I Miss You Card

I Haven't Missed You Greeting Card

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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

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Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, You'll Be Bad Parents

I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card

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Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke, Existential

Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card

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Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Disappear, Stay Off Social Media, Unavailable

Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

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Good Luck! You're Quite Thick So Don't Get Your Hopes Up! Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Good Luck Card, Dunce Cap Illustration, Stupid, Exams

Good Luck! You're Quite Thick So Don't Get Your Hopes Up! Greeting Card

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Nope, Still An Old Fart! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Zimmer Frame, Walking Aid Illustration, Old Age

Nope, Still An Old Fart! Greeting Card

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Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Sibling, Wanker, Monochrome

Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card

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One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Friend, Reckless, Live For Today

One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card

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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Mum! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Mother
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Sis! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sister
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Bro! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Brother
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At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Parent, Old Age Joke

At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Birthday Card, Lost Respect For Friend, For Partner, For Spouse

I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, For Husband, For Wife, For Girlfriend, For Boyfriend

I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, For Husband, For Wife

It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Dad, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Dad, For Him

Dad, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card

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Dad, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Dad, For Him, Nappy Change Joke

Dad, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card

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Dad, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Dad, For Him

Dad, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card

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Jingle Bell... End. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Husband, Boyfriend

Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

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I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Husband, Wife, Lost Respect

I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card

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The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Mug | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude Old Age Joke Birthday Gift, Mug

The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Bah Humbug, Christmas Haters

Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan, Pessimistic Congratulations Card, Engagement, New Job, Jealousy

Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card

from £3.99

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The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Grandparent, Mum, Dad

The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card

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Let That Shit Go. Tote | Canvas Shopping Bag, Yoga Joke Tote Bag, For Yoga, Yogi, Namaste, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Tote

£26.50

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£26.50
You're My Type On Paper. Mug | Deadpan Valentine's Gift In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95