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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Gay Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Grandparent, Mum, Dad

The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Fifties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 60th, Deadpan Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad

Your Fifties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 50th, Deadpan Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Friend

Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 30th, Deadpan Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend, Son, Daughter

Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Obligatory Mother's Day Card. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Pink Card For Mum, Mother

Obligatory Mother's Day Card. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card | Pessimistic, Deadpan, Funny Happy New Year Card, Profanity

Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Profanity Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement

Good Luck You Fuck. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity Wedding Card, Engagement

You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Joke Mothers Day Card For Mum, Her

Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Weirdo Greeting Card | Funny, Silly, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You're My Weirdo Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Gift For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppies

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Mug | Funny Gift For Tiger King Fan, Funny, Tiger King, Carole Baskin Birthday Gift

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Witch Please Tote | Funny Trick Or Treat Bag, Bitch Please Pun Halloween Tote, Witches, Hag

#witchplease Tote

£26.50

Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"

£26.50
And Then There Was No Sleep Cushion | Deadpan New Baby Cushion, Funny Gift For New Parents, Monochrome, Nursery

And Then There Was No Sleep Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Hi I'm Vegan Apron | Deadpan Present For Vegan, Monochrome Vegan Apron, Veggie, Plant Based

Hi I'm Vegan Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron | Funny, Deadpan Christmas Apron For Him, Stuffing Sex Joke

I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Apron | Rude, Funny, Red Christmas Apron, Christmas Carol Inuendo

If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
Get Well Soon Skiver Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Get Well Soon Skiver Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Thanks For Nothing Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Rude Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card

Thanks For Nothing Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Now We're Even Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Deadpan Thanks Card, Cheers, Gratitude, Monochrome

Now We're Even Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome

One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome, For Him, For Her

We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99