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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Politics Joke, Conservative Party, Tory Scum, Rich, Toff, Posh

Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Deadpan Easter Card, Monochrome, Easter Sunday

Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card | Funny, Joke, Sarcastic Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card

from £3.99

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May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Inuendo Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke Xmas Card

May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Haunted House

Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Family

Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
This Is A Manly Man's Apron Apron | Funny Mens Apron For Husband, Boyfriend, Son, Dad, BBQ Apron, Grill

This Is A Manly Man's Apron Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card | Cancelled Wedding Card, Rescheduled Wedding Card

Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, Profanity, New Job, Judas

Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Obligatory Birthday Card Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Birthday Card

Obligatory Birthday Card Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster | Rude, Funny, Offensive Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster, Profanity, Monochrome

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster

£13.25

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£13.25
Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Bumble, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought

When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Gym Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains, Journal, Dairy

Gym Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker, Child Moving Out Card

Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Birthday Card

I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook | Rude Notebook, Offensive Journal, Black And White Notebook, Funny Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
I Am 41 Mug | 39 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 41st Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Forty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

I Am 41 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card | Funny, Sarcastic, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming

I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
May I Suggest The Sausage Apron | Rude, Funny Pun BBQ Apron For Him, Inuendo, Monochrome

May I Suggest The Sausage Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Rude Well Done Card, Rude New Job Card

You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bugger Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Bugger Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Today Should Be Your Wedding Day But It's Not Greeting Card | Cancelled Wedding Card, Rescheduled Wedding Card

Today Should Be Your Wedding Day But It's Not Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Cat Lover, Funny Card For Cat Owners, Kittens

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Carole Fuckin' Baskin A5 Notebook | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic, Monochrome, Black And White Journal

Carole Fuckin' Baskin A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
I Am 31 Mug | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty One

I Am 31 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Bell With Party Hat On

Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Tinder, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Partner, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Wife, Husband

Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Minimal, Low Effort Card, Birthday, Anniversary, Congratulations

This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Deadpan, Profanity Christmas Card In Red, Festive AF,

Festive As Fuck. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan, Joke Mother's Day Card For Mum, Her

Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Christmas Is Cancelled. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friend, Christmas Hater, Bah Humbug

Christmas Is Cancelled. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Gift For Coworker, Friend, Sibling

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Welcome To The World Tiny Human Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Baby Card, Monochrome, Just Born

Welcome To The World Tiny Human Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Pretend This Year Didn't Happen Greeting Card | Deadpan New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Let's Forget This Year Card

Let's Pretend This Year Didn't Happen Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're The Best Teacher I've Had So Far Greeting Card | Funny Card For Teacher, Deadpan Thank You Card For Teacher, Best Teacher Card

You're The Best Teacher I've Had So Far Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Cousin, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Cousin Card

If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Bought You An Easter Egg But Then I Ate It! Happy Easter! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Happy Easter Card, Chocolate Eggs Joke

I Bought You An Easter Egg But Then I Ate It! Happy Easter! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99