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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Congratulations You Massive Tosser A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Massive Tosser A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Pork Pie Print A5 Journal | Pork Pie Pattern Notebook, Full Pork Pie, Pork Pie Slice, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Pork Pie Print A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Drum Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Drum Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Chess Print A5 Notebook | Chess Pattern Notepad For Chess Player, Chess Master, Queen, King, Knight, Rook, Bishop, Pawn, Board Game, Chess Moves Diary

Chess Print A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print A5 Notebook | Fish And Chips Pattern Notepad, Chips Wrapped Up In Newspaper Illustration, Chippy

Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Rugby Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude Gift For Rugby Player, Funny Rugby Notepad, Six Nations, Rugby League, Burly Rugby Player

Rugby Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Weed Illustration White A5 Journal | Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves, Dope Journal, Ganja, Hash, 420

Weed Illustration White A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Weed Print A5 Notebook | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Green, Red & Yellow, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves, Colourful Journal

Weed Print A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Yoga Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude Gift For Yoga Lover, Yogi In Downward Dog Position Doodle, Notepad, Journal, Diary, Namaste

Yoga Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Snowman With Carrot Erection Doodle, Journal, Diary

Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Penis Print A5 Journal | Funny Writing Journal, Rude Willy Diary, Funny Notebook For Hen Do, Hen Party

Penis Print A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Wind In The Willies A5 Journal | Funny Diary, Notebook For Novelist, Writer, Reader, Literary Pun, Literature, Wind In The Willows, Kenneth Grahame

Wind In The Willies A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
My Darkest Secrets A5 Journal | Funny Writing Journal, Secret Diary, Notebook, Monochrome

My Darkest Secrets A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
On Wednesdays We Wear Pink A5 Notebook | Movie Quote Gifts, Burn Book, Empowering Gift For Friend, Groovy Seventies Style Font

On Wednesdays We Wear Pink A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Flower To The People A5 Notebook | Weed Journal, Funny Gift For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Hippie, Power To The People, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja

Flower To The People A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Freshly Baked A5 Notebook | Weed Journal, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Freshly Baked A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Willy A5 Notebook | Cartoon Penis Print Notepad, Rude Notebook, Abstract Nude Journal, LGBT Notebook, Hen Do Gift

Willy A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
#loveyou A5 Notebook | Offensive Notebook For Him, Funny I Love You Journal, Hashtag

#loveyou A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Let's Scissor A5 Notebook | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Journal, Pop Art

Let's Scissor A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired notebooks.

£11.25
Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish A5 Notebook | Funny Notebook, Funny Literary Gifts, Literature Pun, Journal

Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Hey There All You Cool Cats And Kittens A5 Notebook | Carole Baskin Notebook, Tiger King Journal, Tiger King Gifts

Hey There All You Cool Cats And Kittens A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Twink A5 Notebook | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Journal, Pop Art

Twink A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Good Luck You Fuck A5 Notebook | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Off To University

Good Luck You Fuck A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook | Funny Journal, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Rude Notebook, Black And White Notebook

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Smug Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Sex Toy Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Bum Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Beauty Print A5 Notebook | Beauty Print Notepad For Make Up Artist Or Beautician, Blush, Lipstick, Nail Varnish, Tweezers, Brushes, Mirror

Beauty Print A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Sewing Print A5 Journal | Sewing Print Notebook For Seamstress, Scissors, Thimble, Needle, Thread, Measuring Tape, Safety Pin, Crafting Diary

Sewing Print A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Chess Print A5 Journal | Chess Pattern Notebook For Chess Player, Chess Master, Queen, King, Knight, Rook, Bishop, Pawn, Board Game, Chess Moves Diary

Chess Print A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Sausage And Yorkshire Pudding Print A5 Journal | Food Pattern Notebook, Toad In The Hole, Sausages, Yorkies, Yorkshire Pudding, Roast Dinner

Sausage And Yorkshire Pudding Print A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Scotch Egg Print A5 Journal | Scotch Egg Pattern Notebook, Scotch Egg Illustration, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Scotch Egg Print A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print A5 Journal | Fish And Chips Pattern Notebook, Chips Wrapped Up In Newspaper Illustration, Chippy

Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Dinosaur Print A5 Journal | Dino Pattern Notebook, Different Coloured Dinos Illustration, Different Dinosaurs Print

Dinosaur Print A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Burrito Print A5 Journal | Burritos Pattern Notebook, Mexican Food, Burrito Illustration, Breakfast Burrito, Veggie Burrito

Burrito Print A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Sushi Print A5 Journal | Different Sushi Bites Print Notebook, Salmon, Prawns, Crab, California Rolls, Nigiri, Sashimi, Maki, Tuna Roll

Sushi Print A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95