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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Merry Knitmas Greeting Card | Happy Knitting Wool Balls With Holy, Funny Knitting  Pun Merry Christmas Card For Knitter

Merry Knitmas Greeting Card

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Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Politics Joke, Conservative Party, Tory Scum, Rich, Toff, Posh

Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card

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Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Egg Pun Birthday Card, Excited Cracked Egg Wearing A Party Hat

It's Your Birthday And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card

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Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Deadpan Easter Card, Monochrome, Easter Sunday

Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card

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Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Wedding Card, Congratulations, Just Married, For Bride & Groom

Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card | Funny, Joke, Sarcastic Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card

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May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Inuendo Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke Xmas Card

May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card

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Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Penis's Tucked Up In A Blanket, Willies In Bed, Pigs In Blankets Pun

Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card

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Fancy It? Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Sex Hand Gesture Doodle

Fancy It? Greeting Card

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Well Done Smart Arse Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Rude Well Done Card, Rude New Job Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Bottom Doodle

Well Done Smart Arse Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Dad, Him, Man BBQing In Apron And Party Hat, BBQ

Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card

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Have A Tee-rrific Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Golf Pun Birthday Card For Golfer, Terrific Birthday, Golfer Tee-ing Off, PGA, Grand Slam, Ace, Birdie

Have A Tee-rrific Birthday Greeting Card

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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

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Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Funny Thanks For Being There Card For Friend, Parent, Partner, Colleague, Boss, Teacher

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card | Scotch Egg Illustration Birthday Card, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Happy Birthday Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sir Snore A Lot Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Partner, Man In Bed Snoring Loudly, Person Who Snores

Happy Birthday Sir Snore A Lot Greeting Card

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Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Older But Wiser, Beer Bottle In Glasses With White Beard

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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You're How Old?? Yoga'tta Be Kidding Me! Greeting Card | Yoga Woman In Tree Pose Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Pun, Namaste, Meditation, Age Joke

You're How Old?? Yoga'tta Be Kidding Me! Greeting Card

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Wishing You A Forking Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Gardening Pun, Allotment, Garden

Wishing You A Forking Good Birthday Greeting Card

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32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Second Birthday Card For Thirty Two Year Old, 32nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fourth Birthday Card For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twentieth Birthday Card For Twenty Year Old, 20th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Fantasy Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Gaming

Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card

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Caravan Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card | Funny Will You Be My Groomsman Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis

Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card

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Stoned Age Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Caveman, Stone Age Pun

Stoned Age Doodle Greeting Card

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You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

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Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Haunted House

Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card

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Plank You Very Much! Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Yogi In Plank Position, Yoga, Pilates, Thanks, Cheers, For Him, Thank You Very Much

Plank You Very Much! Greeting Card

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Hap-pee Birthday!! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Banter Birthday Card, Man Peeing, Urinating, Weeing

Hap-pee Birthday!! Greeting Card

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Have A Jammin' Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Weed Birthday Card For Friend, Cannabis, Marijuana, Rasta Dancing, Rastafarian

Have A Jammin' Birthday Greeting Card

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Another Year Older, Another Hair To Pluck From Your Chin Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Friend, Grandma, Getting Old, Chin Hair

Another Year Older, Another Hair To Pluck From Your Chin Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Darts Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Darts Player, Bullseye, Man Playing Darts, WDF, 180, Pub Games, Pub Sports

Happy Birthday Darts Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Basketball Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Basketball Player, Baskertballer Shooting The Ball Into The Hoops, B-Ball, Baller

Happy Birthday Basketball Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Gardening Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Gardener, Gardener Pushing Wheelbarrow With Gnome, Watering Can, Flowers, Seedlings

Happy Birthday Gardening Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bowling Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Bowler, Bowler Knocking Down All Pins, Strike, Bowling Lane, Spare, Split, Bowling Ball

Happy Birthday Bowling Greeting Card

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I'm So A-tractored To You Greeting Card | Tractor Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, So Attracted To You, Flirty, Sexy Looking Tractor

I'm So A-tractored To You Greeting Card

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The Rules Are Simple... Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card | Lockdown Joke Happy Birthday Card, Politics, Boris Johnson, Press Conference Illustration

The Rules Are Simple... Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card

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Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! This Was The Cheesiest Card I Could Find Greeting Card | Funny, Cheesy Birthday Card, Diferrent Cheeses, Mozzarella, Feta, Cheddar

Happy Birthday! This Was The Cheesiest Card I Could Find Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Everything Else Is Irrelephant Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Elephant Pun Birthday Card, Elephant In A Party Hat

It's Your Birthday Everything Else Is Irrelephant Greeting Card

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18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Eighteenth Birthday Card For Eighteen Year Old, 18th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Campervan Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For VW Owner, T4, T5, T6, T25,T2, T3, Vee Dub, Camper

Campervan Wanker Greeting Card

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You're My Ride Or Die. Greeting Card | Friendship Card In Pink For Best Friend, BFF, Ride Or Die, Soul Mate

You're My Ride Or Die. Greeting Card

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Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Family

Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card

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Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Joke Christmas Card, LGBT, Gingerbread Man Dancing On Candy Cane

Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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