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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, Jam Tart Doodle

Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family, Pessimistic, Bah Humbug

Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Bathing Men Greeting Card | Buff Men In Speedos Bathing Birthday Card, Nudity, LGBTQ+, Art Deco, Retro

Happy Birthday Bathing Men Greeting Card

from £3.99

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39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Nineth Birthday Card For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Eighth Birthday Card For Twenty Eight Year Old, 28th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Super Skunk Greeting Card | Skunk In A Superman Costume Smoking A Joint Stoner Pun Card, Weed, Marijuana, Cannabis, 420

Super Skunk Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Find Your Centre Greeting Card | Ring Donut Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Find Your Centre Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Get Into The Christmas Spirit Greeting Card | Funny Adult Alcohol Pun Christmas Card, Spirit Pun, Spirit Bottles, Gin, Vodka, Brandy, Rum

Let's Get Into The Christmas Spirit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dim Sum Body Say It's Your Birthday? Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Dim Sum Joke Birthday Card, Dumpling, Chopsticks

Dim Sum Body Say It's Your Birthday? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Favourite Tart. Greeting Card | Funny Friendship Card In Red, LGBTQ+, For Her, For Him, Best Friend, BFF, Bestie

You're My Favourite Tart. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card | Funny Dad Joke Card In Red, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bah Humbug. Greeting Card | Rude Bah Humbug Christmas Card In Red For Scrooge, Christmas Hater

Bah Humbug. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Blow Job Queen. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Gay Man, LGBTQ+, For Her, For Him, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday Blow Job Queen. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Birthday Card For Lesbian, LGBTQ+, For Her

Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Dirty Thirty. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old

Dirty Thirty. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Friend

Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fortieth Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Forty Year Old, 40th

RIP To Your Thirties Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99