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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
13 Years  And You're Still My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Funny Pun, Thirteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Trainers With Love Heart Laces

13 Years And You're Still My Sole Mate Greeting Card

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We're Meant 2p Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Copper, Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Copper Pennies And Love Hearts

We're Meant 2p Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You're So Sweet Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Sugar, Sixth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Sweets And Love Hearts, 6 Years Married

You're So Sweet Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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He Popped The Question Greeting Card | Funny Popcorn Joke Engagement Card, Getting Married, Marriage, Popping Corn Pun, You're Engaged

He Popped The Question Greeting Card

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Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Speech Bubble Cactus Apology Card, Cute I'm Sorry Card, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Speech Bubble Engagement Card, Offensive Profanity Cactus Prick Pun Congratulations Card

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

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I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Anniversary Card For Wife, Gay Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Penis Doodle Valentines Card

I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card

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You Make Miso Happy Greeting Card | Funny Food Pun Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Him, Her, Smiling Bowl Of Miso Soup

You Make Miso Happy Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card |Funny Drinking Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Bin Full Of Bottles

Happy Birthday To The Person With The Most Embarrassing Recycling Bin Greeting Card

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You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Wife, Her, Spouse, Red And White Love Heart Valentines, Best Wife Card Card

You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card

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Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Him, Husband, Friend, Husband, Drooping Balls

Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card

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Another Year Older Not Wiser Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, You're Old Card

Another Year Older Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanker Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Offensive Bubble Writing Birthday Card

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, Fossil Illustration, Getting Older

Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card

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You Rule Greeting Card | Funny Ruler Pun Compliment Card For Friends, Affectionate Cards, Cool Looking Ruler Illustration, You're The Best Card

You Rule Greeting Card

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All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend Or Family All The Other Cards Were Rubbish, Pile Of Poo Doodle

All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card

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A Little Birdie Said It's Your Birthday So I Ate It Greeting Card | Funny Cat Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat In Birthday Hat Eating Bird

A Little Birdie Said It's Your Birthday So I Ate It Greeting Card

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Let's Get Slothed Greeting Card | Funny Drunk Sloth Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunken Sloth Hanging On Branch, Let's Get Drunk, Smashed, Hammered

Let's Get Slothed Greeting Card

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You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card | Rude Compliment Card For Friends, LGBTQ+, Banter, Affectionate Insult Cards, Rhyming Card

You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card

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You Silly Twat Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity, Sympathy Card For Friends, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Affectionate Insult Cards, You Idiot, Failed Exam

You Silly Twat Greeting Card

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Well Done You Tit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, You Did It

Well Done You Tit Greeting Card

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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke, Forgotten Anniversary Joke Card For Husband Or Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse

Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card

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Alexa, Am I Old? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card, Age Joke, You're Old, Getting Older, Rude Birthday Card For Parent Or Grandparent

Alexa, Am I Old? Greeting Card

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Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card For Dad, Father, Forgotten Dad's Birthday Joke Card

Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Spooky, Creepy Housewarming Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Deadpan You're Old Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card

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You're Willy Great Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Penis Doodle

You're Willy Great Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Penis Doodle

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

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Penis Print Greeting Card | Funny Hen Do Card, LGBTQ+ Card, Colourful Penis Illustration Card, Willy Print, Multicoloured Penises Card

Penis Print Colourful Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print Greeting Card | Chips Wrapped Up In Newspaper Illustration Father's Day Card For Dad, Chippy

Happy Father's Day Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print Greeting Card | Chips Wrapped Up In Newspaper Illustration Birthday Card, Chippy

Happy Birthday Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card | Scotch Egg Illustration Father's Day Card For Dad, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Happy Father's Day Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day Beauty Print Greeting Card | Beauty Print Mother's Day Card For Mum, Blush, Lipstick, Nail Varnish, Tweezers, Brushes, Mirror

Happy Mother's Day Beauty Print Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Naked Man With Chef Hat Greeting Card | Nude Male Chef Illustration, Funny Birthday Card For Male Chef, Him, Cooking Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Naked Man With Chef Hat Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Naked Woman With Chef Hat Greeting Card | Nude Female Chef Illustration, Funny Birthday Card For Lady Chef, Her, Cooking Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Naked Woman With Chef Hat Greeting Card

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I Can't Do This Shit Alone! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party, Maid Of Honour, Engagement Ring Doodle

I Can't Do This Shit Alone! Greeting Card

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Let's Get Fat! Happy Easter! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Easter Card, Overeating Chocolate Joke, Chocolate Egg Doodle, Easter Egg

Let's Get Fat! Happy Easter! Greeting Card

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Easter Is All About Eating Chocolate! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Easter Card, Chocolate Eggs Joke, Chocolate Egg Doodle, Easter Egg

Easter Is All About Eating Chocolate! Greeting Card

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"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

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Muff Diving Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Oral Sex Joke Card, Man On Front Looking Down Hole, Cunnilingus Joke, Muff Munching

Muff Diving Greeting Card

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#nomakeup #nofilter Greeting Card | Hashtag Joke Vintage Card, Skeleton Looking At Itself In The Mirror Holding A Wig,

#nomakeup #nofilter Greeting Card

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Tim Started To Have Second Thoughts When He Caught Wind Of Hannah's Putrid Guff. Greeting Card | Fart Joke Vintage Card, Woman With Bum Out Of Window

Tim Started To Have Second Thoughts When He Caught Wind Of Hannah's Putrid Guff. Greeting Card

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He Wasn't Getting The Message. There Was Nought To Do But Guff In His Face. Greeting Card | Funny Fart Joke Vintage Card, Woman With Bum Out Of Window

He Wasn't Getting The Message. There Was Nought To Do But Guff In His Face. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Birthday Card For Camp, Gay Man, Angry Looking Pixie With Wand, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card

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"I Thought The Wings Would Be A Turn On, But You Look Fucking Ridiculous Larry." Greeting Card

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