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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Pink For Twin, Sibling, Sister

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Go Karting Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Go Karter, Driver In Go Kart On A Track, Helmet, Go Cart, Kart Racing, Karting

Happy Birthday Go Karting Greeting Card

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Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Partner, Star Gazing, Telescope, Stars Spelling Cunt

Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Good Luck Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Good Luck Card, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Good Luck Greeting Card

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Mariguana Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Iguana Smoking, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

Mariguana Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Cook, Man In Chef Hat With Pan

Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card

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Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card |Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Arsenal Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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You've Heard One Rugby Pun... You've Heard A Maul. Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Greeting Card For Rugby Player, Rugy Fan, Hand Illustrated Rugby Maul

You've Heard One Rugby Pun... You've Heard A Maul. Greeting Card

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I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Otter Illustration, Otter Pun

I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card

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Willy Word Art Greeting Card | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Greeting Card

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You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Football Birthday Card, FIFA, FPL, Fantasy Football

You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Zeus Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Buff Zeus With Lightning Bolt Birthday Card For Him, Friend, Greek Mythology, God Of Thunder

Zeus Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Chess Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Chess Player, Board Game, Player Knocking Over Queen With King, Check Mate, Chess Board

Happy Birthday Chess Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Motorbikes Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Motorbike Rider, Hell's Angels, Harley, Couple On A Motorbike, Chopper, Motorcycle

Happy Birthday Motorbikes Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Dad Greeting Card | Weed Joke Father's Day Card For Father, Him, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Dad Greeting Card

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I'll Miss Doing Your Work For You Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker

I'll Miss Doing Your Work For You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Backgammon Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Backgammon Player, Board Game, Backgammon Board, Ace Point, Dice, Die, Checker

Happy Birthday Backgammon Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To Yooou Greeting Card | Choir Singing Happy Birthday Illustration Card, Colourful Birthday Card, Gospel Choir

Happy Birthday To Yooou Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card

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Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Liverpool Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card | Funny, Ski Pun Birthday Card, Skier Drinking A Glass Of Red Wine, Let's Get Pissed

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Thirties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fortieth Birthday Card or Forty Year Old, 40th, 40

I Regret To Inform You That Your Thirties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card | Funny Sheep Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Bye For Now, Sheep Waving Goodbye

You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Parent, Husband Or Wife

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Blue For Twin, Sibling, Brother

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

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RIP To Your Twenties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Thirtieth Birthday Card For Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Thirty Year Old, 30th

RIP To Your Twenties Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague. Greeting Card

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Lesbihonest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card | Engagement Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Two Brides Holding Hands

Lesbihonest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card

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Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Wool Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Woolly Mammoths In Love, Married Seven Years

Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity, Deadpan Greeting Card, Frenemy, Fuck You Card, Banter Card, Frenemies

Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ice Hockey Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Ice Hockey Player, Hockey Player On Ice Chasing Puck, IIHF, Hockey Stick

Happy Birthday Ice Hockey Greeting Card

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Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card | Funny Joke Engagement Card, Congratulations, Avocado With Moustache In Sombrero Holding Maracas

Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card

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Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Golfer With Pint Of Beer, Card For Golfer, Let's Celebrate, Congratulations

Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ginja Ninja  Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person

Happy Birthday Ginja Ninja Greeting Card

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Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Her, Mum, Mother, Friend, Gay Man, 50th

Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

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Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Engagement Card, Marriage, Getting Married, Hen Do, Stag Party

Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card

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Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Seventeenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Mountain Biking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Moutain Biker, Determined Mountain Biker Riding Bike Along Trail, Off Road,

Happy Birthday Mountain Biking Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fishing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Fisherman, Fisherman In Waders Holding Fishing Rod And Fish, Tackle, Bait, Hook

Happy Birthday Fishing Greeting Card

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Seize The Clay Greeting Card | Funny Encouraging Card, Group Of Happy Clay Pots, Encouragement, Good Luck, Seize The Day

Seize The Clay Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Best-Tea Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii Funny Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF Two Teacups Holding Hands

Happy Birthday Best-Tea Greeting Card

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Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Moose Pun Birthday Card, Happy Moose In Party Hat, Amazing Birthday

Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card

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22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Second Birthday Card For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Santa Claws Greeting Card | Funny Lobster In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Santa Clause, Lobster Claw Pun

Santa Claws Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Fifties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Sixtieth Birthday Card or Sixty Year Old, 60th, 60

I Regret To Inform You That Your Fifties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dumpling Greeting Card | Kawaii Birthday Card, Dumpling, Chopsticks, Dim Sum

Happy Birthday Dumpling Greeting Card

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