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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Profanity Card, Chat Shit, Compulsive Lier, Chatting Shit, Mean Card

I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card

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I'm Jealous Of All The People Who Haven't Met You Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Wish We'd Never Met Card, Banter Card, Mean Card

I'm Jealous Of All The People Who Haven't Met You Greeting Card

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You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called Hieroglyphics Greeting Card | Old Age Joke, Deadpan Birthday Card, You're Old Birthday Card

You're Old Enough To Remember When Emojis Were Called Hieroglyphics Greeting Card

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If I Agreed With You We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card | Joke, Deadpan You're Wrong Greeting Card, Disagreement, You're Not Right, Agree To Disagree

If I Agreed With You We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card

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If I Throw A Stick Will You Leave? Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Dog Joke Deadpan Greeting Card, Frenemy, You Dog Card, Banter, Want You To Leave

If I Throw A Stick Will You Leave? Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Sister? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Sibling, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Best Sister Card

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Sister? Greeting Card

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Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card | Funny Pun Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Hammer, Nails, Confetti

Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Little Sister Greeting Card | Nun Joke Birthday Card For Younger Sister, Sibling, Nun Pun, Small Nun With Halo And Cross Necklace

Happy Birthday To My Little Sister Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner Who Snores, Husband, Wife, Man In Bed Snoring Loudly

Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ice Skating Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Ice Skater, Skater Gliding On Ice In Coat And Scarf, Ice Skates, Ice Rink

Happy Birthday Ice Skating Greeting Card

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If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Sibling, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Brother Card

If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Alexa How Old Am I? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card, Age Joke, Forgetful, Getting Older, Forgetting Age

Alexa How Old Am I? Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife

There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Partner, Housemate, Living Together Jokes

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

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Never Mind How I Find Salmon Like Youuuuu! Greeting Card | Funny Salmon Pun Card, Salmon In Bow Tie Playing Piano And Singing, Love, Friendship

Never Mind How I Find Salmon Like Youuuuu! Greeting Card

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Have You Grown Up Yet? Greeting Card | Funny, Immature Birthday Card, Checkboxes With Penis Drawn Next To Yes, Willy Doodle, Not Grown Up Yet

Have You Grown Up Yet? Greeting Card

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Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

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I Will Never Dessert You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dessert Pun Anniversary Card, Love, I Will Never Leave You, Never Desert You, Chocolate Dessert

I Will Never Dessert You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card | Funny, Bong Pun Birthday Card For Stoner, Sad Looking Bong, Miss You Birthday Card

Happy Birthday It's Been A Bong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card

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Pause And Relax It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Remote Controle Pointing At Pause Button, Take Time For Yourself

Pause And Relax It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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You Give Me Wood Greeting Card | Wood Pun Anniversary Card For Her, For Gay Man, LGBTQ+, Innuendo, Man Holding Pile Of Wood Logs, You Make Me Hard

You Give Me Wood Greeting Card

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Thanks For Helping Me Owl't Greeting Card | Happy Owl On A Tree Branch Thank You Card, Thanks For Helping Me Out, Bird, Ta, Cheers

Thanks For Helping Me Owl't Greeting Card

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Stout-standing Dad Greeting Card | Funny Stout Pun Father's Day Card For Stout Drinking Dad, Father, Happy Pint Of Stout, Outstanding Dad, Beer, Ale

Stout-standing Dad Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Don't Be Boaring! Greeting Card | Funny, Boar Pun Birthday Card, Boar Sat on Sofa With Paper And Pipe, Don't Be Boring

It's Your Birthday Don't Be Boaring! Greeting Card

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You're A Great Shag Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Smug Looking Shag Bird, Great Lay, Valentine's

You're A Great Shag Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Silver Fox Greeting Card | Handsome Silver Fox Illustration, For Good Looking Older Man, For Husband, For Boyfriend

Happy Birthday You Silver Fox Greeting Card

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You Can Go Out, But Not Out Out Greeting Card | Go Out But Not Out Out Joke Happy Birthday Card, Politics, Boris Johnson, Press Conference Illustration

You Can Go Out, But Not Out Out Greeting Card

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Now Act Surprised You Had No Idea This Was Coming! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card

Now Act Surprised You Had No Idea This Was Coming! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Having A Small Penis Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Huge Dick! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Card For Him, Small Dick Energy Joke

Having A Small Penis Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Huge Dick! Greeting Card

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Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Sugar Greeting Card | Funny Sixth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Sugar Anniversary, Married 6 Years, Bag Of Sugars

Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Sugar Greeting Card

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Bird Nerd Greeting Card | Funny Card For Bird Watcher, Twitcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching, Blue Bird In Glasses

Bird Nerd Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Card, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Candle Pun Love Card, Flirty Cake With Candles On, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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Bee Mine Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Valentine's Card, Bees In Love, Bee Giving Flowers To Another Be, Be Mine, Be My Valentine

Bee Mine Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Wise Old Owl Greeting Card | Funny Owl Birthday Card, Owl In Mortarboard, Clever Looking Owl, Graduate Cap, Academic Cap

Happy Birthday You Wise Old Owl Greeting Card

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Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Butter Pun Sorry It's Late Birthday Card, Better Late Than Never, Happy Block Of Butter

Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Baked Greeting Card | Funny Baking Pun Birthday Card For Baker, Happy Chocolate Chip Cookies On A Baking Tray

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Baked Greeting Card

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I Hate You The Least Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Love Card, hate Everyone But You

I Hate You The Least Greeting Card

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I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Too Close

I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card

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After A Year Of Lockdowns And Social Distancing, I Can Safely Say It's Been A Blessing Not Having To See You Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Stay Away
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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card

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Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card | Scotch Egg Illustration, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card

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Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print Greeting Card | Chips Wrapped Up In Newspaper Illustrations, Chippy

Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print Greeting Card

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Have A Roarsome Birthday Greeting Card | Dinosaur Pun Birthday Card, Different Coloured Dinos Illustration, Different Dinosaurs Print

Have A Roarsome Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Pisces Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Picses, Picses Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Pisces Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sagittarius Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Sagittarius, Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Sagittarius Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Scorpio Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Scorpio, Scorpio Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Scorpio Greeting Card

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