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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive New Job Good Luck Card, Funny Good Luck Card, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Champagne

Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card

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Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

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Jump Up On Your Birthday Naked Woman Greeting Card | Nude Birthday Card, Naked Woman Jumping Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card

Jump Up On Your Birthday Naked Woman Greeting Card

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Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish Greeting Card | Funny Literary Card, Literature Pun, Vintage Typography

Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish Greeting Card

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Butch Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Butch Greeting Card

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Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, New Job, Exams, Leaving

Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card

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Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Good Luck Card, Funny, Deadpan Leaving Card, New Job

Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card

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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Father's Day Card, Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Small Penis

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card

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There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

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Bum Word Art Greeting Card | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Rump, Cheeks, Arse

Bum Word Art Greeting Card

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Vagina Word Art Greetings Card | Pussy, Fanny, Snatch, Muff, Beaver, Honey Pot, Punani, Honey Pot, Clunge

Vagina Word Art Greetings Card

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You're Leaving Baaaaa for Now! Greeting Card | Funny Sheep Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Bye For Now, Sheep With Suitcases

You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Cup Of Tea In Party Hat

Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card

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Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Pile Of Poo With Wings and Halo

Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Card In Party Hat

Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card

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You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Giraffe In A Party Hat, Having A Laugh

You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card

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Have An Egg-cellent Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Egg Pun Birthday Card, Happy Cracked Egg Wearing Party Hat, Fried Egg Partying, Excellent Birthday

Have An Egg-cellent Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card | Funny Beer Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Beer Drinker, Pint Of Beer Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card

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Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card | Funny Music Pun Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Best Friend, Love And Friendship Cards

Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card

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Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card | New Baby Card For Gamer Couple, Games Controllers, Congratulations, Baby Shower Card, Having A Baby

Player 3 Approaching Greeting Card

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We're Bedder Together. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Twenty Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Couple In Bed

We're Bedder Together. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Cat Greeting Card | Birthday Card From The Cat For Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife, Cat Owner, Pet Cards, Cat Lover, Crazy Cat Lady

Happy Birthday From The Cat Greeting Card

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2005 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card | Complimentary Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby

2005 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card

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2004 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card | Complimentary Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby

2004 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card

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1972 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card | Complimentary Birthday Card For Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, The Best, Born In The Seventies, 70s

1972 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card

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Another Year In The Back Of The Net Greeting Card | Funny Football Birthday Card For Footballer, Player, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

Another Year In The Back Of The Net Greeting Card

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U Are 42 Greeting Card | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

U Are 42 Greeting Card

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U Are 22 Greeting Card | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty Second, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Second

U Are 22 Greeting Card

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60 Years Of Marriage Doesn't Come Without It's Pressure But You've Been My Rock Greeting Card | Diamond, Sixtieth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

60 Years Of Marriage Doesn't Come Without It's Pressure But You've Been My Rock Greeting Card

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I See A Future Full Of Happiness Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Crystal, Fifteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Crystal Ball

I See A Future Full Of Happiness Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Let's Spoon. Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Silver, Twenty Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Spoons Spooning, Love Hearts

Let's Spoon. Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Let's Have Sax. Happy 24th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Musical Instrument, Twenty Forth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Saxophone + Heart

Let's Have Sax. Happy 24th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I Still Foil For You Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Aluminium, Tenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Tin Foil With Love Hearts

I Still Foil For You Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Parent Or Grandparent, Fine Art Skull Fossil Illustration, Prehistoric

Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card

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Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Pearl Wedding Anniversary Card, Oyster With Pearls, For Husband, Married 30 Years, Blue Speech Bubble

Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Prick Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Colourful Bubble Writing

Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card

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Happy Beerday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Dad, Boyfriend, Husband, Friend, Pint Of Beer, Beer Joke Birthday Card

Happy Beerday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Funny Retirement Card, New Job

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card

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Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Birthday Card

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card

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Have A Willy Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Penis Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Gay Man, Partner, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Penis Doodle

Have A Willy Good Birthday Greeting Card

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Will You Hold My Dress Whilst I Pee? Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party, Maid Of Honour, Engagement Ring Doodle

Will You Hold My Dress Whilst I Pee? Greeting Card

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Aye, 'Twas Me Who Did Guff Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Fart Joke Card, Jesus Addressing Audience, Yes It Was Me Who Farted

Aye, 'Twas Me Who Did Guff Greeting Card

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You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card | Deadpan Ugly Joke Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend or Friend

You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card

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