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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Dirty Thirty. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old

Dirty Thirty. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Friend

Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Thanks Word Art Greeting Card | Merci, Danke, Gracias, Grazie, Thanks, Obrigado, Tack

Thanks Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Good Riddance 2020. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Happy New Year Card, Goodbye Twenty Twenty

Good Riddance 2020. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Fucking New Year. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Happy New Year Card, Relief, Profanity

Happy Fucking New Year. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Home Alone Quote Christmas Card

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Spurs Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football, Tottenham

Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Sexy Girl Santa Pole Dancing On A Candy Cane Christmas Card, Mrs Clause, LGBT

Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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High Maintenance Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, LGBTQ+, Empowerment, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

High Maintenance Greeting Card

from £3.99

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World's Dopest Sister Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Sister, Her, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Sister Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, 50th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Shitmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Dry Humour

Merry Shitmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Hump Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card, Love, Let's Fuck, Rabbits Humping Doodle

Let's Hump Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Shrimply The Best Greeting Card | Funny Pun Friendship Card, BFF, Besties, Best Friend, Love, Simply The Best

Shrimply The Best Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Mum Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Mum, Parent, Her, Mother's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Mum Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card | Valentine's Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Gaming Obsessed, Anniversary

Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Make Me Horny Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Rhino Doodle, Rhinoceros, Horn Pun

You Make Me Horny Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Her, Friendship, Jam Tart Doodle, LGBTQ+, Best Friend, BFF, Bestie

You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Did It Now Let's Get Hammered Greeting Card | Funny Well Done Card, Congratulations, Cheers, Graduation, Hammerhead Shark With A Bottle Of Booze

You Did It Now Let's Get Hammered Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Talk Dirty To Me, Taco Doodle, Taco Pun

Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cum All Ye Faithful Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Christmas Carol Pun, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Yas Mama Greeting Card | Yas Mama Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Greeting Card, Friendship Card For Her, Well Done Card For Her, Card For New Mum

Yas Mama Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Jingle Bells

If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merci Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Thank You Card, French Thanks, Gratitude, Pop Art

Merci Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Vegan Wanker Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Vegan Greeting Card For Vegans, Veggie, Plant Based

Vegan Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Vintage Typography, Movie Quote

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Penis Print Greeting Card | Funny Hen Do Card, LGBTQ+ Card, Penis Illustration Card, Willy Print

Penis Print Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#newjobwanker Greeting Card | Rude New Job Card, Funny Good Luck Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Leaving Card For Colleague, Hashtag

#newjobwanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card | Funny Excuse RSVP Card, Can't Make It Card, Wedding, Birthday Party

Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Dumped Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card, Rude Divorce Card, Monochrome

You're Dumped Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Cockmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Penis In A Santa Hat, Willy In A Santa Hat

Merry Cockmas Penis Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Champagne

Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Twink Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Twink Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Scissor Sisters Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Scissor Sisters Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Mole Pun Birthday Card, Mole Angel With Halo And Wings, Holy Moly Mole Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Dinosaur! Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Ageing Joke, Dinosaur In Party Hat

Happy Birthday You Dinosaur! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card | Funny Cannabis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Weed Smoker, Weed Leaf Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Weed Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99