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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Mother's Day Card For Mum, Birthday Card For Mum, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You

If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Have A Flantastic Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Flan Pun Birthday Card, Happy Flan Wearing Party Hat, Have A Fantastice Birthday

Have A Flantastic Birthday Greeting Card

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It Was About Time You Got Hoot Of Here Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun You're Leaving Card, Travel, New Job, Flying Owl In Pilot's Goggles Waving Goodbye

It Was About Time You Got Hoot Of Here Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday This Swan's For You! Greeting Card | Funny, Swan Pun Birthday Card, Happy Swan In A Party Hat, This One's For You

Happy Birthday This Swan's For You! Greeting Card

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It's Time To Get Your Beaver Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Beaver Pun Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Wife, Innuendo, Smiling Beaver Held Out

It's Time To Get Your Beaver Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Dazed Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him, Another Year Older

One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card

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Go To Work, Don't Go To Work. Go Out, Don't Go Out Out. Have A Great Birthday, But Don't Have A Great Birthday. Greeting Card | Boris Johnson Lockdown Joke
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Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card, Keep Calm, Bridezilla

Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card

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Congratulations, You Have A Bun In The Oven Greeting Card | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Card, Excited Oven With A Bun Baking In It, Youre Growing A Baby

Congratulations, You Have A Bun In The Oven Greeting Card

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Bee Sure To Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Birthday Card, Bees Flying With Pieces Of Honeycomb

Bee Sure To Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card

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Pathetic Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Pathetic Greeting Card

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Birthday Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Vibrator Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Dildos Illustration, Different Vibrators Print

Birthday Vibes Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Taurus Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Taurus, Taurus Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Taurus Greeting Card

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Bon Anniversaire Greeting Card | Funny, French Bulldog Birthday Card For Dog Owner, French Bulldog With Moustache In A Beret With Snails

Bon Anniversaire Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Silly Sausage Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Silly Looking Sausage Dog, Dachshund, Dog Pun

Happy Birthday You Silly Sausage Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Artists Greeting Card | Artist Happy Birthday Card For Art Lover, Artists Creating 'Happy Birthday' Art, Hobbie Birthday Card, Hobby

Happy Birthday Artists Greeting Card

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Life's A Beach Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Breakup, Divorce, Man Lying On A Hammock On The Beach

Life's A Beach Greeting Card

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You're Having A Baby And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Egg Pun Pregnancy Card, Excited Cracked Egg Wearing Party Hat, Having A Baby

You're Having A Baby And I'm Egg-cited! Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card

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It's That Thyme Again... Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, A Happy Sprig Of Thyme Holding Flowers, Herb Pun

It's That Thyme Again... Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

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Hang On In There Greeting Card | Sloth Hanging From A Branch Encouragement Card, Breakup, Chin Up, Sympathy, It'll Get Better

Hang On In There Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday You Butter Celebrate! Greeting Card | Funny, Butter Better Pun Birthday Card, Happy Dancing Block Of Butter, You Better Celebrate

It's Your Birthday You Butter Celebrate! Greeting Card

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Let's Have A Ball... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Different Sports Ball Celebrating, Rugby, Football, Bowling, Cricket, Tennis

Let's Have A Ball... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Cod Bless You It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Birthday Card, Cod Dressed As The Pope, God Bless You Cod Pun, Religion Pun

Cod Bless You It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary Naked Couple Gardening Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In The Garden

Happy Anniversary Naked Couple Gardening Greeting Card

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French Pastries Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card | Breakfast Print Mother's Day Card, Croissants, Pastries, French Breakfast Card For Mum

French Pastries Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

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You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Sole Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Soles In Love, Anniversary, Fish Pun

You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Mother Fucker Dog Pun

Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card

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Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weed Print Green Greeting Card | Cannabis Leaf Illustration In Greens, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves

Happy Birthday Weed Print Green Greeting Card

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Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, For Her

Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card

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Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, Nappy Change Joke, For Her

Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card

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Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Passed Driving Test, Jam Tart Doodle

Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Nineth Birthday Card For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Eighth Birthday Card For Twenty Eight Year Old, 28th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Crazy Horse Lady Greeting Card | Funny Card For Horse Owner, Horse Girl, Horse Lover, Birthday, Pony, Horses, Ponies

Crazy Horse Lady Greeting Card

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Super Skunk Greeting Card | Skunk In A Superman Costume Smoking A Joint Stoner Pun Card, Weed, Marijuana, Cannabis, 420

Super Skunk Greeting Card

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Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

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Let's Get Into The Christmas Spirit Greeting Card | Funny Adult Alcohol Pun Christmas Card, Spirit Pun, Spirit Bottles, Gin, Vodka, Brandy, Rum

Let's Get Into The Christmas Spirit Greeting Card

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Dim Sum Body Say It's Your Birthday? Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Dim Sum Joke Birthday Card, Dumpling, Chopsticks

Dim Sum Body Say It's Your Birthday? Greeting Card

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Appley Ever After Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Apple Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Apple Bride And Groom Doodle

Appley Ever After Greeting Card

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You're My Favourite Tart. Greeting Card | Funny Friendship Card In Red, LGBTQ+, For Her, For Him, Best Friend, BFF, Bestie

You're My Favourite Tart. Greeting Card

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Bah Humbug. Greeting Card | Rude Bah Humbug Christmas Card In Red For Scrooge, Christmas Hater

Bah Humbug. Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card

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