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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Horse Riding Wanker Mug | Lady Riding A Horse Ceramic Mug, Horse Girl, Gift For Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Prose Before Hoes A5 Notebook | Shakespeare Joke Gift, Bard, Bros Before Hoes, Friendship, Literature, Funny Literary Pun, Diary, For Writer, Reader

Prose Before Hoes A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
You're My Ride Or Die. Mug | Gift For Best Friend, Soul Mate, Pink BFF Mug, BFFL, Besties

You're My Ride Or Die. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
You're Dope Mug | Funny Gift For Weed Smokers, Stoners, Weed, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Dope, Pot, Mary J

You're Dope Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Go Wild! It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card, Tarzan, Jungle

Go Wild! It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fancy It? Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Sex Hand Gesture Doodle

Fancy It? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card | Happy Cat Thank You Card, For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Kitten, Thanks For Helping Me Out, Cat With Thumbs Up

Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hap-pee Birthday!! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Banter Birthday Card, Man Peeing, Urinating, Weeing

Hap-pee Birthday!! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Sir Snore A Lot Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Partner, Man In Bed Snoring Loudly, Person Who Snores

Happy Birthday Sir Snore A Lot Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Bumble, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Family

Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Boobs A5 Notebook | Monochrome Boob Print Journal, Rude Notepad, Abstract Nude Notebook, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Boobs A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Happy Analversary Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Adult Humour Anniversary Card, Botoom Doodle, Anal Joke

Happy Analversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Am 41 Mug | 39 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 41st Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Forty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

I Am 41 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Happy Birthday Dive Buddy Greeting Card | Diving Birthday Card For Diving Friend, Scubadiving, Under The Sea, Scubadiver With Thumbs Up

Happy Birthday Dive Buddy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Wu-Tang Clam! Mug | Funny Clam Pun Gift For Gangster Rap Lover, Ganster Clam In Cap And Gold Dollar Sign Chain, Shellfish, 90s Rap Lover

Wu-Tang Clam! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Favourite Prick Mug | Rude Gift For Him, For Her, Funny Valentines, Prick Pun Cactus Mug, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
You're My Ride Or Die Mug | Gift For Best Friend, BFF, Soul Mate, Bestie, Groovy Seventies Font

You're My Ride Or Die Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Merman Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Merman Birthday Card For Him, For Friend, LGBTQ+, Neptune, Poseidon, God Of Sea

Merman Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
#loveyou Fridge Magnet | Offensive Fridge Magnet For Him, Funny I Love You Fridge Magnet, Hashtag

#loveyou Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Seize The Clay Greeting Card | Funny Encouraging Card, Happy Clay Man In Party Hat, Encouragement, Good Luck, Seize The Day

Seize The Clay Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Golden Anniversary, Gold Bars In Love, For Grandparents, Married Fifty Years

You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Drum Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Birthday Boxing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Boxer, Man With Black Eye In Boxing Gloves Defending, Knockout, KO, Punch, Strike

Happy Birthday Boxing Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Otterly Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Otter Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Otter Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Otterly Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Husband, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Him, Red Head, Red Haired Boy, Man

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
So Fetch Greeting Card | So Fetch Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Greeting Card, Friendship Card For Her, Movie Quote

So Fetch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Can You Feel The Drugs Tonight? Greeting Card | Song Lyric Pun Birthday Card, Celebration, Cannabis, Weed, Can You Feel The Love Tonight

Can You Feel The Drugs Tonight? Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of song lyric inspired greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthgay Greeting Card | Rainbow Cake Birthday Card For Friend, Gay Man, Lesbian, Bisexual, LGBT, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card, Gay Pride, Queer

Happy Birthgay Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Bell With Party Hat On

Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Tinder, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99