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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Love Card, Over Eat Together

Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card

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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Over Eat, Let's Party

Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card

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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

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Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke, Existential

Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card

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Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Disappear, Stay Off Social Media, Unavailable

Go Dark On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Cupid Illustration Valentines Card, Baby Cupid With Bow And Arrow, For Partner, Love Hearts

Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, I Really Love You

I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card

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Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Sibling, Wanker, Monochrome

Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card

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One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Friend, Reckless, Live For Today

One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Boyfriend, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Greeting Card

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I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Birthday Card, Lost Respect For Friend, For Partner, For Spouse

I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, For Husband, For Wife, For Girlfriend, For Boyfriend

I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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Mum I Pugging Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pug Pun Mother's Day Card, Love, Pug Mum And Baby With Love Hearts, Card For Mum

Mum I Pugging Love You Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Whale In Love, Love Heart Bubble, Will You Be Mine

Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card

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Snow Long, Friend. Greeting Card | Snowman Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Snowman Waving Goodbye, So Long

Snow Long, Friend. Greeting Card

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Birches Be Trippin' Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Birch Tree Pun Card, Birch Trees Falling Over, Bitches Be Trippin, Card For Friend

Birches Be Trippin' Greeting Card

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You're Sun-Real! Greeting Card | Funny Sun Pun Congratulations Card, Happy Sun, You're Unreal, New Job, Graduation, You're The Best, Love Card

You're Sun-Real! Greeting Card

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You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card

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Santa Paws Greeting Card | Dog In A Santa Hat, Funny Dog Christmas Card For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppy, Canine, Santa Claus Pun

Santa Paws Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Go Mutts! It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Go Nuts

Go Mutts! It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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