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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, Exams, New Job, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Muffin Muncher Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Muffin Muncher Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish Greeting Card | Funny Literary Card, Literature Pun, Vintage Typography

Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of fun greeting cards.

from £3.99
Let's Fuck Greeting Card | Profanity Anniversary Card, Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Card For Him, For Her, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of cheeky greeting cards.

from £3.99
Bum Word Art Greeting Card | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Rump, Cheeks, Arse

Bum Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our bum vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish Coaster | Funny Drinks Mat, Funny Literary Gifts, Literature Pun, Vintage Typography

Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Queen Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Queen Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook | Funny Journal, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Rude Notebook, Black And White Notebook

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Bum Word Art Coaster | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Cup Of Tea In Party Hat

Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday!Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Card In Party Hat

Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Giraffe In A Party Hat, Having A Laugh

You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card | Funny Beer Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Beer Drinker, Pint Of Beer Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
This Is What A Dickhead Looks Like Mug | Funny Novelty Mug For Friend, Brother, Sister, Profanity, Banter, Arrow Pointing To Drinker

This Is What A Dickhead Looks Like Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card | Funny Music Pun Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Best Friend, Love And Friendship Cards

Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday From The Cat Greeting Card | Birthday Card From The Cat For Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife, Cat Owner, Pet Cards, Cat Lover, Crazy Cat Lady

Happy Birthday From The Cat Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95