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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Wife, For Her, Wedding Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Husband Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Husband, For Him, Wedding Anniversary

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Dad Ever. Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Father's Day Gift For Dad, Parent, Him

Best Fucking Dad Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Funny, Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card, Age Joke

Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 60th, Profanity Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandad, Grandma, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Age Card

30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 40th, Deadpan Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend

Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
RIP To Your Fifties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Sixtieth Birthday Card For Grandparent, Mum, Dad, Sixty Year Old, 60th

RIP To Your Fifties Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sleeping Booty Mug | Funny Literary Gifts For Book Reader, Novelist, Writer, Literature, Sleeping Beauty, Lazy Day Mug, Sleepy

Sleeping Booty Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Herbivore Doodle Sticker | Weed Pun Gift For Stoner, Gift For Weed Smoker, Vegan Stoner, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Herbivore Sticker

£3.65

Put a smile on your face with our fun range of stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Mariguana Sticker | Weed Pun Gift For Stoners, Weed Smokers, Stoner Iguana Doodle, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot, Dope

Mariguana Sticker

£3.65

Put a smile on your face with our fun range of stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Crazy Cat Lady Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, Owner, Kittens, Cats Doodle

Crazy Cat Lady Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Herbivore Mug | Funny Gift For Weed Smokers, For Stoners, Vegan Stoner, Weed, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, Dope

Herbivore Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Knights Hemplar Doodle Mug | Funny Gift For Weed Smokers, Stoners, Knights Templar Pun, Knights Helmet Doodle

Knights Hemplar Doodle Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Fridge Magnet | Punny Gift For Stoner, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun, Sausage Roll Doodle

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Knights Hemplar Doodle Fridge Magnet | Weed Kitchen Magnet, Knights Templar Pun Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Knights Hemplar Doodle Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Running Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Runner, Marathon Journal, Diary, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Heron Addict A5 Notebook | Pun Gift For Twitchers, Bird Watcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching Journal, Diary

Heron Addict A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten their day with our fun range of notebooks.

£11.25
Knights Hemplar Doodle A5 Notebook | Weed Journal, Diary, Knights Templar Pun Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Knights Hemplar Doodle A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten their day with our fun range of notebooks.

£11.25
Stoned Age Doodle A5 Notebook | Weed Journal, Diary, Stone Age Pun Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Caveman, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Stoned Age Doodle A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten their day with our fun range of notebooks.

£11.25
Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Cats, Kittens

Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dope Ideas A5 Journal | Weed Notebook, Diary, Punny Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Ganja, Hash, Pot

Dope Ideas A5 Journal

£12.95

Brighten their day with our fun range of journals.

£12.95
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink A5 Journal | Female Empowerment Writing Journal, Feminist Gift, Female Form Line Drawing

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Bathing Men A5 Journal | Buff Men Retro, Art Deco Print, LGBTQ+ Writing Journal

Bathing Men A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Abstract Nude Men And Women A5 Journal | Funny Nude Writing Journal, Naked Marching Men And Women Diary

Abstract Nude Men And Women A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Bums Illustration Pink A5 Journal| Female Empowerment Writing Journal, Feminist Gift, Female Form Line Drawing, Bottoms, Derriere

Bums Illustration Pink A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Boobs Illustration Pink A5 Journal| Female Empowerment Writing Journal, Feminist Gift, Female Form Line Drawing, Breasts

Boobs Illustration Pink A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome A5 Journal | Female Empowerment Writing Journal, Feminist Gift, Female Form Line Drawing

Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige A5 Journal | Female Empowerment Writing Journal, Feminist Gift, Female Form Line Drawing, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome A5 Journal | Female Empowerment Writing Journal, Feminist Gift, Female Form Line Drawing, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Sleeping Booty A5 Journal | Funny Writing Journal, Diary, Literary Pun Notebook, Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Booty A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Sun Of A Beach Beach Towel | Pun Beach Towel, Funny Beach Towel, Son Of A Bitch, Pop Art

Sun Of A Beach Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Keep Palm And Carry On Beach Towel | Pun Beach Towel, Keep Calm And Carry On, Pop Art, Palm Tree Pun

Keep Palm And Carry On Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Tropic Like It's Hot Beach Towel Beach Towel | Pun Beach Towel, Drop It Like It's Hot, Pop Art, Tropic Snoop Dog Lyric Pun

Tropic Like It's Hot Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Basic Beach Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel, Bright Pink Pop Art Beach Towel For Her, Basic Bitch

Basic Beach Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Beach Please Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel, Bright Pink Pop Art Beach Towel For Her, Bitch Please

Beach Please Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Beached Whale Beach Towel | Funny, Rude Pop Art Beach Towel, Whale Joke, Blue, Yellow

Beached Whale Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Keep Palm And Carry On Beach Towel | Funny Beach Towel, Keep Calm And Carry On Palm Tree Pun In Groovy Seventies Font

Keep Palm And Carry On Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Tropic Like It's Hot Beach Towel Beach Towel | Funny Beach Towel, Tropic Drop It Like It's Hot Pun In Groovy Seventies Font

Tropic Like It's Hot Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Basic Beach Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel For Her, Basic Bitch Pun In Groovy Seventies Font

Basic Beach Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Beach Please Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel For Her, Bitch Please Pun In Groovy Seventies Font

Beach Please Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Feeling Nauti Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel For Her, Feeling Naughty Nautical Pun In Groovy Seventies Font

Feeling Nauti Beach Towel

£35.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£35.95
Little Black Book A5 Journal | Funny Writing Journal, Secret Dating Diary, Notebook, Monochrome

Little Black Book A5 Journal

£12.95

Put a smile on their face with our fun range of journals.

£12.95