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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
I Love Your Cock Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Him, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle, Penis Pun

I Love Your Cock Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation Journal, Diary, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Stoned Age Doodle A5 Notebook | Weed Journal, Diary, Stone Age Pun Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Caveman, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Stoned Age Doodle A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten their day with our fun range of notebooks.

£11.25
Mariguana A5 Notebook | Weed Journal, Diary, Stoner Iguana Pun Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Mariguana A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten their day with our fun range of notebooks.

£11.25
Mama Bear Greeting Card | Mother's Day Card For Mother, Mum, Mama, Her, Bear Doodle

Mama Bear Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Mum You’re A Ginspiration Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Mother, Gin Pun, Gin Drinker, Gin And Tonic

Mum You’re A Ginspiration Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday. Let The Fun Be Gin! Greeting Card | Funny Pun Birthday Card For Gin Drinker, Bottle Of Gin, Gin And Tonic, G&T

Happy Birthday. Let The Fun Be Gin! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dirty Thirty Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, 30th, 30, Bin Doodle

Dirty Thirty Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Apron | Gift For Stoners, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun, Sausage Roll Doodle

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Apron

£21.50

Put a smile on their face with our fun range of aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Penis Print A5 Journal | Funny Writing Journal, Rude Willy Diary, Funny Notebook For Hen Do, Hen Party

Penis Print A5 Journal

£12.95

Put a smile on their face with our fun range of journals.

£12.95
Tokémon Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Gamer, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Tokémon Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
One Love Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner Couple, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

One Love Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
So Fetch Fridge Magnet | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT, Movie Quote, Groovy Seventies Style Magnet

So Fetch Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
So Fetch A5 Notebook | Movie Quote Gifts, Burn Book, Empowering Gift For Friend, Groovy Seventies Style Font

So Fetch A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of notebooks.

£11.25
Hello, Is It Tea You're Looking For? Mug | Funny Love Gift, Funny Valentine's Mug, Lionel Ritchie Tea Pun, Vintage Typography

Hello, Is It Tea You're Looking For? Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Optimus Fine Mug | Funny Love Gift, Funny Valentine's Mug For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Vintage Typography, Transformers Pun

Optimus Fine Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, French Happy Birthday

Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Freshly Baked A5 Notebook | Weed Journal, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Freshly Baked A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten their day with our fun range of notebooks.

£11.25
Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99