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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Only Twats Are Born In October. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In October. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Age Card, For Dad, Brother, Friend

50 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Son, Him, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Fifties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 60th, Deadpan Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad

Your Fifties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 50th, Deadpan Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Friend

Your Forties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 30th, Deadpan Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend, Son, Daughter

Your Twenties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
World's Dopest Girlfriend Mug | Stoner Gift For Girlfriend, Her, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Hash, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Girlfriend Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Wake And Bake Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Stoner Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

Wake And Bake Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Eat Sleep Yoga Repeat Mug | Funny Gift For Yogi, Funny Yoga Coffee Mug, Namaste, Meditation, Eat Sleep Rave Repeat

Eat Sleep Yoga Repeat Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Aphrodite Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBT, Greek Mythology, Goddess Of Love, Venus

Aphrodite Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bong Appetite Fridge Magnet | Punny Gift For Stoner Cook, Weed Smoker, Ganja, Cannabis, Marijuana, Pot, Hash, Bon Appetite

Bong Appetite Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Bum Word Art Mug | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Synonyms

Bum Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Teabag Lover Mug | Joke, Pun Gift For Tea Lover, Coworker, Partner, Friends, Tea Mug, Vintage Typography

Teabag Lover Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Boobs Illustration Pink Mug | Different Shaped Breasts Illustration, LGBT Gift, Pink, Female Empowerment

Boobs Illustration Pink Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Wind In The Willies Mug | Funny Literary Gifts For Book Reader, Novelist, Writer, Literature, Wind In The Willows, Kenneth Grahame

Wind In The Willies Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Mug | Funny Gift For Tiger King Fan, Funny, Tiger King, Carole Baskin Birthday Gift

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Heron Addict Sticker | Gift For Twitchers, Bird Watcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching

Heron Addict Sticker

£3.65

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£3.65
Knights Hemplar Doodle Sticker | Weed Pun Gift For Stoners, Weed Smokers, Knights Templar Pun, Knights Helmet Doodle, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

Knights Hemplar Doodle Sticker

£3.65

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£3.65
Mariguana Sticker | Weed Pun Gift For Stoners, Weed Smokers, Stoner Iguana Doodle, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot, Dope

Mariguana Sticker

£3.65

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£3.65
Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Coaster | Punny Gift For Stoner, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun, Sausage Roll Doodle Drinks Mat

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Coaster

£13.25

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£13.25
Knights Hemplar Doodle Coaster | Weed Drinks Coaster, Knights Templar Pun Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Knights Hemplar Doodle Coaster

£13.25

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£13.25
Stoned Age Doodle Coaster | Weed Drinks Coaster, Stoner Caveman, Stone Age Pun Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Stoned Age Doodle Coaster

£13.25

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£13.25
Dad, You’re My Roll Model  Greeting Card | Rude Father's Day Card For Dad, Thank You, Best Dad, Role Model, Toilet Humour, Toilet Roll

Dad, You’re My Roll Model Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person, Ginger Pubes

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink A5 Journal | Female Empowerment Writing Journal, Feminist Gift, Female Form Line Drawing

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Wind In The Willies A5 Journal | Funny Diary, Notebook For Novelist, Writer, Reader, Literary Pun, Literature, Wind In The Willows, Kenneth Grahame

Wind In The Willies A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Little Black Book A5 Journal | Funny Writing Journal, Secret Dating Diary, Notebook, Monochrome

Little Black Book A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
My Darkest Secrets A5 Journal | Funny Writing Journal, Secret Diary, Notebook, Monochrome

My Darkest Secrets A5 Journal

£12.95

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£12.95
Slay Fridge Magnet | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT, Slay Queen, Hype Gift For Friend, Slay All Day, Groovy Seventies Style Magnet

Slay Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Tokémon Fridge Magnet | Weed Magnet, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Gamer, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Dope, Pot

Tokémon Magnet

£10.95

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£10.95
Royal Highness Fridge Magnet | Weed Magnet, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Dope, Pot

Royal Highness Magnet

£10.95

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£10.95
Royal Highness Mug | Weed Mug, Funny Gift For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Royal Highness Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Flower To The People Mug | Weed Mug, Funny Gift For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot, Power To The People

Flower To The People Mug

£11.95

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£11.95