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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Bathing Men Mug | Swimming Men In Speedos Mug, LGBT Gift, Art Deco, Retro Illustrattion,

Bathing Men Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Bike Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling Journal, Biking Diary

Bike Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Slay A5 Notebook | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT, Slay Queen, Slay All Day, Empowering Gift For Friend, Groovy Seventies Style Font

Slay A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of notebooks.

£11.25
Only Cunts Are Born In May Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In May Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Wishing You A Happy Birthday From A Social Distance Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Birthday Card, Socially Distanced Birthday

Wishing You A Happy Birthday From A Social Distance Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Freshly Baked Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Freshly Baked Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Beige A5 Notebook | Female Form Line Drawing Journal, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT Notepad

Abstract Nude Female Beige A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink A5 Notebook | Female Form Line Drawing Journal, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT Notepad, Bum Print, Derrière

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Happy Birthday You Old Fart Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Age Joke Birthday Card, Bottom Farting Doodle

Happy Birthday You Old Fart Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Old Tart Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Old Age Joke Birthday Card, Tart Doodle, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Old Tart Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You Are Old As Fuck Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Grandparents, Balloon Doodle

You Are Old As Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Bums Illustration Pink A5 Notebook | Bum Print Notebook, Different Shaped Bottoms, Abstract Nude Journal, Funny Diary, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Bums Illustration Pink A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Hey There All You Cool Cats And Kittens Greeting Card | Tiger King Greeting Card, Carole Baskin Greeting Card, Pop Art

Hey There All You Cool Cats And Kittens Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Sex Toy Art Greeting Card | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Vibrator

Sex Toy Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our sex toy vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Willy Word Art Coaster | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Mole Pun Birthday Card, Mole Angel With Halo And Wings, Holy Moly Mole Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan You're Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, Another Year Older

One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday Chess Print Greeting Card | Chess Birthday Day Card For Chess Player, Chess Master, Queen, King, Knight, Rook, Bishop, Pawn, Board Game

Happy Birthday Chess Print Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner Who Snores, Husband, Wife, Man In Bed Snoring Loudly

Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, Housemate, Stinking Dustbin

Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Meditation Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Meditator, Women In Lotus Pose Surrounded By Lit Candles, Zen, Namaste

Happy Birthday Meditation Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday Billiards Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Billiards Player, Men Playing Billiards, Cue, Pool, Snooker, Billiard Balls, Pocket

Happy Birthday Billiards Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99