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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
You Blow My Mind Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Hairdryer Pun Valentine's Card, Hairdryer Blowing Air Onto Brain, Anniversary, Proud Of You

You Blow My Mind Greeting Card

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You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Ball And Chain Joke Valentine's Card, Leg Held Down By Ball And Chain, Anniversary

You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card

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You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Winking Tea Cup With Pouty Lips And Eyes, Cup Of Tea, You're Beautiful

You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card

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Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Valentines Card, Anniversary, Woman Playing The Harp Romantically For Man

Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card

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Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, King Kissing Jester's Shoe

Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card

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Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Man And Woman Embracing, Angel, Sex Joke, Rhyme

Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card

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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

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'Honey, You Have A Large Bogey Up Your Nose.' She Said. 'God Bless You Darling.' I Answered. Greeting Card | Vintage Joke Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Couple Kissing
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"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

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You're On My Level Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gaming Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Games Console With A Love Heart, Anniversary

You're On My Level Greeting Card

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I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Sausage Dog With Love Heart Eyes And Flower, Anniversary

I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card

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I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Turtle Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Turtle With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card

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Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cigarette Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Addiction, Nicotine, Anniversary, Two Cigarettes In Love

Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card

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I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tomato Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Smiling Tomato Holding A Heart Shaped Balloon

I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card

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I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cat Pun Valentines Card, Love, Cat Holding A Love Heart, Kitten

I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card

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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Husband, Boyfriend

Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

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You're My Type On Paper. Mug | Deadpan Valentine's Gift In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card | Deadpan Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card

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I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card

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I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Her, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card

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Probe Me Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Probe Pun Valentines Card, Sex Joke Love Card, UFO Doodle, Flying Saucer

Probe Me Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card

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You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card | Funny Pink Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Silly Love Card, Valentines

You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card

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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Valentines Card, Wedding Anniversary, Love, Golddigger Joke

I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card

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Cub Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Gay Men, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Cub Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Muffin Muncher Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Lesbians, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Muffin Muncher Sticker

£3.65

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£3.65
Let's Scissor Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Lesbians, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Let's Scissor Sticker

£3.65

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£3.65
Brie Mine Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Brie Doodle, Cheese, Be Mine

Brie Mine Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Let's Get Naked Cushion | Anniversary Gift, Valentines, Love Cushion For Bed, Monochrome, Vintage Typography

Let's Get Naked Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Sleeping Booty Cushion | Anniversary Gift, Valentines, Love Cushion For Bed, Monochrome, Vintage Typography

Sleeping Booty Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
One Love Sticker | Weed Sticker, Cannabis, Gift For Stoners, Weed Smokers, Hippie, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

One Love Sticker

£3.65

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£3.65
So Fetch Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT, Movie Quote Drinks Mat, Motivational Gift For Friend

So Fetch Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Slay Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT, Slay Queen, Slay All Day, Motivational Gift For Friend

Slay Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Wife, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Play Your Cards Right And You May Be The Ace In The Hole Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Poker Player, Valentine's, Ace Of Spades

Play Your Cards Right And You May Be The Ace In The Hole Greeting Card

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