Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Abstract Boobs A5 Notebook | Coloured Boob Print Journal, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Slay Sticker | LGBTQ+ Gifts For Gay Men, Slay Queen, Motivational Gift For Friend, Slay All Day, LGBT

Slay Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Abstract Boobs Coaster | Coloured Boob Print Drinks Mat, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Boobs Coaster | Cartoon Boobs Drinks Mat, Female Empowerment Gift, Feminist, Breasts

Boobs Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Boobs Magnet | Coloured Boob Print Fridge Magnet, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs Magnet

£10.95

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Boobs A5 Notebook | Monochrome Boob Print Journal, Rude Notepad, Abstract Nude Notebook, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Boobs A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Boobs Illustration Pink A5 Notebook | Boob Print Notebook, Different Shaped Breasts, Abstract Nude, Funny Journal, Female Empowerment Diary, LGBTQ+

Boobs Illustration Pink A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Beige Coaster | Naked Woman Drinks Mat, Nude Female Form Line Drawing

Abstract Nude Female Beige Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Rug Muncher Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Rug Muncher Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Beige A5 Notebook | Female Form Line Drawing Journal, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT Notepad

Abstract Nude Female Beige A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Twink Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Twink Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Boobs Illustration Pink Coaster | Boob Print Drinks Mat, Different Shaped Breasts, Abstract Nude, Funny Coaster, Female Empowerment Coaster, LGBTQ+

Boobs Illustration Pink Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink A5 Notebook | Female Form Line Drawing Journal, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT Notepad, Bum Print, Derrière

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Boobs Joke Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Doodle Valentine

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Muffin Muncher Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Muffin Muncher Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Butch Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Butch Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Side Frame, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.99
Bear Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Bear Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Bear Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Bear Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Twink A5 Notebook | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Journal, Pop Art

Twink A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired notebooks.

£11.25
Scissor Sisters Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Scissor Sisters Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Otter Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Otter Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Muffin Muncher Magnet | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Fridge Magnet, Pop Art

Muffin Muncher Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Muffin Muncher Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Muffin Muncher Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Let's Scissor A5 Notebook | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Journal, Pop Art

Let's Scissor A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired notebooks.

£11.25
Femme Magnet | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Fridge Magnet, Pop Art

Femme Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Butch Magnet | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Fridge Magnet, Pop Art

Butch Magnet

£10.95

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Boobs Illustration Pink Magnet | Boob Print Fridge Magnet, Different Shaped Breasts, Abstract Nude, Funny Coaster, Female Empowerment Coaster, LGBTQ+

Boobs Illustration Pink Magnet

£10.95

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Abstract Nude Men And Women Magnet| Naked People Fridge Magnet, Rude Fridge Magnet, Abstract Nude Fridge Magnet, Funny Fridge Magnet, LGBTQ+ Magnet

Abstract Nude Men And Women Magnet

£10.95

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Abstract Nude Men And Women Coaster | Naked People Coaster, Rude Coaster, Abstract Nude Drinks Mat, Naked Marching Men And Women Coaster, LGBTQ+

Abstract Nude Men And Women Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Sticker | Naked Female Form Line Drawing Sticker, Bottom, Bum, Feminist, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Sticker

£3.65

Put a smile on your face with our range of cheeky stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Magnet | Bum Print Fridge Magnet, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT, Female Form Line Drawing, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Magnet

£10.95

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Sticker | Naked Female Form Line Drawing Sticker, Derrière, Bum, Feminist, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Sticker

£3.65

Put a smile on your face with our range of cheeky stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Magnet | Bum Print Fridge Magnet, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT, Female Form Line Drawing, Derrière

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Magnet

£10.95

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.99
I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Anniversary Card For Wife, Gay Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Penis Doodle Valentines Card

I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Met On Grindr, LGBTQ+ Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, King Kissing Jester's Shoe

Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Cub Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Gay Men, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Cub Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Muffin Muncher Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Lesbians, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Muffin Muncher Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Let's Scissor Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Lesbians, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Let's Scissor Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
So Fetch Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT, Movie Quote Drinks Mat, Motivational Gift For Friend

So Fetch Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Slay Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT, Slay Queen, Slay All Day, Motivational Gift For Friend

Slay Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Bear Sticker | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Laptop Sticker, Pop Art

Bear Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65