Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

I Want Your Weiner In My Bun Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Hot Dog Pun Valentines Card, Love Card, Hot Dog Doodle, Funny Sex Joke Card

I Want Your Weiner In My Bun Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Out Of This World Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Space Pun Valentines Card, Alien Holding Ice Cream And Love Heart

You're Out Of This World Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
World's Dopest Husband Mug | Stoner Gift For Husband, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun Anniversary, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Hash, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Mug | Naked Female Bottom, Punny Gift For Girlfriend, Cheeky, Valentines, Abstract Nude Line Drawing

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Boyfriend, Ice Cream Doodle, Lick Me Till I Scream

Lick Me Till Ice Cream Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Side Frame, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Have Sax Mug | Funny Musical Instrument Pun 24th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Saxophone Let's Have Sex Joke

Let's Have Sax Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Sole Mate Mug | Funny Sole Fish Pun Pun Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Sole Fish, Love Hearts

You're My Sole Mate Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Where Have You Bin All My Life? Mug | Funny Bin Pun Coffee Mug, Love Gift For Him Or Her, Man Sat In A Dustbin, Where Have You Been All My Life

Where Have You Bin All My Life? Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Card, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Candle Pun Love Card, Flirty Cake With Candles On, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bee Mine Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Valentine's Card, Bees In Love, Bee Giving Flowers To Another Be, Be Mine, Be My Valentine

Bee Mine Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gin Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Bottle Of Gin And Bottle Of Tonic In Love, G&T Anniversary

You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Mermaid Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Mermaid And Merman In Love, We Were Made For Each Other

We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Bananas About You! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Fruit Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Bananas Hugging And Kissing, I'm All Yours, Crazy About You

I'm Bananas About You! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Lime All Yours Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Fruit Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Lime Slices In Love, I'm All Yours, Limes

Lime All Yours Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Love Every Pizza You Mug | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Gift, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card | Funny Bunny Boiler Valentine's Card, Scared Looking Rabbit Over Pot Of Boiling Water

I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Mocha Me Crazy! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Pun Valentine's Card, Mocha Coffee In Love, You Make Me Crazy, Crazy In Love

You Mocha Me Crazy! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Where Have You Bean All My Life? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Bean Pun Valentine's Card, Coffee Bean With Binoculars, Where Have You Been

Where Have You Bean All My Life? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Intertwined Tea Bags In Love, Tea Leaves Blend Pun

We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Puggin Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pug Pun Valentines Card, Love, Pug Holding A Love Heart And Cupid's Arrow, Anniversary

I Puggin Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I’m Bananas About You Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Food Pun I Love You Card, Bunch Of Bananas Smiling Doodle, Valentines, Anniversary

I’m Bananas About You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti, Prick, Sex Toy Joke

Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Fork Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Let's Fuck, Gardening Pun

Let's Fork Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card | Funny Spider Joke Valentines Card, Cute, Pun Love Card, Spider With Six Eyes Doodle

I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Scrum-tious Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Valentines Card, Love, For Him, For Rugby Player, Fan, Hand Illustrated Rugby Scrum

You're Scrum-tious Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
World's Dopest Girlfriend Mug | Stoner Gift For Girlfriend, Her, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Hash, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Girlfriend Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Wife, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Love Your Cock Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Him, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle, Penis Pun

I Love Your Cock Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Crazy Pho You Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Pho Noodles Doodle

Crazy Pho You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card | You're Beautiful Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Female Empowerment, Bum, Derrière

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Magnet | Bum Print Fridge Magnet, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT, Female Form Line Drawing, Derrière

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Magnet

£10.95

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bedder Together Mug | Funny Furniture Pun 17th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Couple In Bed With Mugs And Love Heart

Bedder Together Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Love Card, Golfer With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary Card For Golfer, PGA, US Open, Grand Slam

You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're So Marble-lous! Mug | Funny Marble Statue Pun 27th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Greek Marble Statue, Twenty Seven Years Married

You're So Marble-lous! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Let's Spoon Mug | Funny Silver Spoon Pun 25th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Spoons Spooning With Love Hearts

Let's Spoon Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You've Got Me In A Glaze Mug | Funny Glaze Pun 18th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Glazed Donut, Pottery Glaze Joke

You've Got Me In A Glaze Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Steel The One Mug | Funny Steel Horse Shoe Pun 11th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Horse Shoe With Love Hearts, Eleventh Year Of Marriage

Steel The One Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Still Foil For You Mug | Funny Tin Foil Pun 10th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Tin Foil With Love Hearts, Tenth Year Of Marriage

I Still Foil For You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95