Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Him, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Boyfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card

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We Just Click Greeting Card | Funny Photography Pun Anniversary Card For Photographer, Flashing Camera With Love Hearts, Shutter Click

We Just Click Greeting Card

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Let's Humpback At Mine Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Humpback Whales In Love

Let's Humpback At Mine Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Couple In Bed On Phones, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Flirty Stinky Bin, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Husband, Hard Work, Uncouth, Sassy, Brash, Annoying, Nauseating, Disappointing

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Husband, Handsome, Unique, Sexy, Bodacious, Ageless, Naughty, Delicious, Blue, White, Love

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Wife, Wrong, Insulting, Farcical, Evil, Black, White, Yellow, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Nice Anniversary Card For Wife, Wonderful, Intelligent, Fabulous, Electric, Purple, White, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

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Blow Me Mug | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Mug, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Or Anniversary Gift, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You Bake Me Crazy Mug | Funny, Baking Pun Love Mug, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Or Anniversary Gift, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
All You Knead Is Love Mug | Funny, Baking Pun Love Mug, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Or Anniversary Gift, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Where Have You Bin All My Life? Mug | Funny Bin Pun Coffee Mug, Love Gift For Him Or Her, Man Sat In A Dustbin, Where Have You Been All My Life

Where Have You Bin All My Life? Mug

£11.95

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Brew-tiful Mug | Cute, Funny Cup Of Tea Pun Gift, Beautiful, Flirty Tea Cup Winking With Pouty Lips, Love Gift, Valentine's, Anniversary

Brew-tiful Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Bin Pun Valentines Card, Love, Man Sat Inside A Dustbin, Where Have You Been

Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card

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To My Silver Fox Greeting Card | Handsome Silver Fox Illustration Love Card, For Good Looking Older Man, For Husband, For Boyfriend, Anniversary

To My Silver Fox Greeting Card

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I Won The Jackpot With You Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Funny, Slot Machine Joke Valentine's Card, Winning Slot Machine, Top Prize, Love Card

I Won The Jackpot With You Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card | Funny, Cake Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Layer Cake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary

I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card

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You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card

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All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card

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I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card | Funny, Space Pun Love Card, Outer Space, Rocket Going To The Moon, Smiling, Blushing Moon

I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card

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You're The Bee's Knees Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Love Card, Bees Flying Around Knees, You're The Best Card For Friend, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

You're The Bee's Knees Greeting Card

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Cupid Illustration Valentines Card, Baby Cupid With Bow And Arrow, For Partner, Love Hearts

Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, I Really Love You

I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card

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Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Whale In Love, Love Heart Bubble, Will You Be Mine

Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card

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You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card

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I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card

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We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Kitten, Funny Cat Pun Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Cats Cuddling, Purfect For Each Other

We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Girlfriend, Wife, Flash Grenade Surrounded By Hearts

Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card

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You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Flag With A Heart, Capture My Heart

You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card

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You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Winking Tea Cup With Pouty Lips And Eyes, Cup Of Tea, You're Beautiful

You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card

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Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Valentines Card, Anniversary, Woman Playing The Harp Romantically For Man

Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card

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Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, King Kissing Jester's Shoe

Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card

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Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Man And Woman Embracing, Angel, Sex Joke, Rhyme

Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card

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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

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'Honey, You Have A Large Bogey Up Your Nose.' She Said. 'God Bless You Darling.' I Answered. Greeting Card | Vintage Joke Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Couple Kissing
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"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

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You're On My Level Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gaming Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Games Console With A Love Heart, Anniversary

You're On My Level Greeting Card

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I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Sausage Dog With Love Heart Eyes And Flower, Anniversary

I'm Mutts About You Greeting Card

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I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Turtle Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Turtle With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card

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Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cigarette Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Addiction, Nicotine, Anniversary, Two Cigarettes In Love

Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card

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I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tomato Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Smiling Tomato Holding A Heart Shaped Balloon

I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card

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I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Cat Pun Valentines Card, Love, Cat Holding A Love Heart, Kitten

I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card

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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Husband, Boyfriend

Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

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You're My Type On Paper. Mug | Deadpan Valentine's Gift In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!