Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Ivory Much Love You Mug | Funny Ivory Pun 14th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Elephants With Tusks Locked Love Hearts

Ivory Much Love You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Wool Always Love You Mug | Cute, Funny Sheep Wool Pun 7th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Ram Mounting Sheep, Love Hearts

I Wool Always Love You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card | Funny, Chess Pun Love Card, Flirty Queen Chess Piece And Confident King Piece, Check Mate, Valentine's

You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Bumble, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Tinder, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Together For-leather Mug | Funny Leather Pun 3rd Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Two Leather Clad Bikers, Biker Couple, Motorbikes

Together For-leather Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Sole Mate Mug | Funny Shoe Lace Pun 13th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Trainer With Laces In Love Heart, Thirteenth Year Of Marriage

You're My Sole Mate Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Boobs Joke Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Doodle Valentine

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Met Online

Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Fancy A Shag? Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Happy Shag Bird With Eyebrows Raised, Valentine's, Fancy It?

Fancy A Shag? Greeting Card

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You're A Knockout Greeting Card | Funny, Boxing Pun Love Card, Boxer With Love Heart KO, Box, UFC, MMA, You're A Stunner, Hot, Valentine's

You're A Knockout Greeting Card

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Let's Have Sax Mug | Funny Musical Instrument Pun 24th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Saxophone Let's Have Sex Joke

Let's Have Sax Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're My Sole Mate Mug | Funny Sole Fish Pun Pun Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Sole Fish, Love Hearts

You're My Sole Mate Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card | Deadpan Ugly Joke Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend or Friend

You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card

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Where Have You Bin All My Life? Mug | Funny Bin Pun Coffee Mug, Love Gift For Him Or Her, Man Sat In A Dustbin, Where Have You Been All My Life

Where Have You Bin All My Life? Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

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You're A Great Shag Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Smug Looking Shag Bird, Great Lay, Valentine's

You're A Great Shag Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Card, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Candle Pun Love Card, Flirty Cake With Candles On, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

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You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gin Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Bottle Of Gin And Bottle Of Tonic In Love, G&T Anniversary

You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card

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We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Mermaid Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Mermaid And Merman In Love, We Were Made For Each Other

We Mer-maid For Each Other Greeting Card

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I Love Every Pizza You Mug | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Gift, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Every Pizza You Greeting Card

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I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card

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I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card | Funny Bunny Boiler Valentine's Card, Scared Looking Rabbit Over Pot Of Boiling Water

I Really Really Really Love You. No... Really. Greeting Card

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Where Have You Bean All My Life? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Bean Pun Valentine's Card, Coffee Bean With Binoculars, Where Have You Been

Where Have You Bean All My Life? Greeting Card

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We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Intertwined Tea Bags In Love, Tea Leaves Blend Pun

We're The Perfect Blend Greeting Card

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Bedder Together Mug | Funny Furniture Pun 17th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Couple In Bed With Mugs And Love Heart

Bedder Together Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Love Card, Golfer With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary Card For Golfer, PGA, US Open, Grand Slam

You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card

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You're So Marble-lous! Mug | Funny Marble Statue Pun 27th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Greek Marble Statue, Twenty Seven Years Married

You're So Marble-lous! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Let's Spoon Mug | Funny Silver Spoon Pun 25th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Spoons Spooning With Love Hearts

Let's Spoon Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You've Got Me In A Glaze Mug | Funny Glaze Pun 18th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Glazed Donut, Pottery Glaze Joke

You've Got Me In A Glaze Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Steel The One Mug | Funny Steel Horse Shoe Pun 11th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Horse Shoe With Love Hearts, Eleventh Year Of Marriage

Steel The One Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Still Foil For You Mug | Funny Tin Foil Pun 10th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Tin Foil With Love Hearts, Tenth Year Of Marriage

I Still Foil For You Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're So Sweet Mug | Cute, Funny Sugar Pun 6th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Bag And Bowl Of Sugar With Love Hearts

You're So Sweet Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Wife, Her, Spouse, Red And White Love Heart Valentines, Best Wife Card Card

You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card

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I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Anniversary Card For Wife, Gay Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Penis Doodle Valentines Card

I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card

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"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug | Funny Owl Pun Mug For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Gift For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Mug | Funny Owl Pun Mug For Him, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Gift For Boyfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Him, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Boyfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card

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We Just Click Greeting Card | Funny Photography Pun Anniversary Card For Photographer, Flashing Camera With Love Hearts, Shutter Click

We Just Click Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Couple In Bed On Phones, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Flirty Stinky Bin, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card

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We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!