Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Funny Normal People Card, Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Beige A5 Notebook | Female Form Line Drawing Journal, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT Notepad

Abstract Nude Female Beige A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Sole Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Soles In Love, Anniversary, Fish Pun

You're My Sole Mate Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
World's Dopest Wife Mug | Stoner Gift For Wife, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun Anniversary, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Dope, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Wife Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You Make Me Thorny Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fancy It? Mug | Rude Gift For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Valentines, Anniversary, Sex Joke

Fancy It? Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Let's Hump Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card, Love, Let's Fuck, Rabbits Humping Doodle

Let's Hump Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Twink Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Twink Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Fridge Magnet | Rude Birthday Gift For Her, Anniversary Gift For Girlfriend, Valentines Gift For Wife

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Scissor Sisters Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Scissor Sisters Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card | Valentine's Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Gaming Obsessed, Anniversary

Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Boobs Illustration Pink Coaster | Boob Print Drinks Mat, Different Shaped Breasts, Abstract Nude, Funny Coaster, Female Empowerment Coaster, LGBTQ+

Boobs Illustration Pink Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink A5 Notebook | Female Form Line Drawing Journal, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT Notepad, Bum Print, Derrière

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
You Make Me Horny Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Rhino Doodle, Rhinoceros, Horn Pun

You Make Me Horny Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Talk Dirty To Me, Taco Doodle, Taco Pun

Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Together For-leather Mug | Funny Leather Pun 3rd Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Two Leather Clad Bikers, Biker Couple, Motorbikes

Together For-leather Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
You're My Sole Mate Mug | Funny Shoe Lace Pun 13th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Trainer With Laces In Love Heart, Thirteenth Year Of Marriage

You're My Sole Mate Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Boobs Joke Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Doodle Valentine

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Met Online

Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Madly In Woof With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentines Card, Love, Dog Struck By Cupid's Arrow With Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Madly In Woof With You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Fancy A Shag? Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Happy Shag Bird With Eyebrows Raised, Valentine's, Fancy It?

Fancy A Shag? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're A Knockout Greeting Card | Funny, Boxing Pun Love Card, Boxer With Love Heart KO, Box, UFC, MMA, You're A Stunner, Hot, Valentine's

You're A Knockout Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Sole Mates Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Sole Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Soles In Love, Anniversary, Fish Pun, Soul Mates

Sole Mates Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Valentine's You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card | Funny, Football Joke Valentine's Card For Goal Keeper, Footie, Premier League, FPL

Happy Valentine's You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Gardening Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In The Garden

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Gardening Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
I Love Overeating With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love Overeating With You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Be My Valentine

Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Want Your Weiner In My Bun Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Hot Dog Pun Valentines Card, Love Card, Hot Dog Doodle, Funny Sex Joke Card

I Want Your Weiner In My Bun Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're Out Of This World Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Space Pun Valentines Card, Alien Holding Ice Cream And Love Heart

You're Out Of This World Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
World's Dopest Husband Mug | Stoner Gift For Husband, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun Anniversary, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Hash, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
You'll Do Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You'll Do Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Mug | Naked Female Bottom, Punny Gift For Girlfriend, Cheeky, Valentines, Abstract Nude Line Drawing

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Boyfriend, Ice Cream Doodle, Lick Me Till I Scream

Lick Me Till Ice Cream Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
One Love Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner Couple, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

One Love Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Muffin Muncher Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Muffin Muncher Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Let's Fuck Magnet | Funny Fridge Magnet, Rude Kitchen Magnet, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Magnet

£10.95

Add some spice to your fridge with our cheeky magnets.  SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Hello, Is It Tea You're Looking For? Mug | Funny Love Gift, Funny Valentine's Mug, Lionel Ritchie Tea Pun, Vintage Typography

Hello, Is It Tea You're Looking For? Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Optimus Fine Mug | Funny Love Gift, Funny Valentine's Mug For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Vintage Typography, Transformers Pun

Optimus Fine Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Butch Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Butch Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Side Frame, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Body Profile Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.99
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99