Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug | Stoner Gift For Boyfriend, Him, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Ivory Much Love You Mug | Funny Ivory Pun 14th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Elephants With Tusks Locked Love Hearts

Ivory Much Love You Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Abstract Boobs A5 Notebook | Coloured Boob Print Journal, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Slay Sticker | LGBTQ+ Gifts For Gay Men, Slay Queen, Motivational Gift For Friend, Slay All Day, LGBT

Slay Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
You're The Breast Illustrated Greeting Card | Boob Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Breasts Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, The Best, BFF

You're The Breast Illustrated Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Abstract Boobs Coaster | Coloured Boob Print Drinks Mat, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Nice Beaver Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Beaver Doodle, Inuendo

Nice Beaver Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Wool Always Love You Mug | Cute, Funny Sheep Wool Pun 7th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Ram Mounting Sheep, Love Hearts

I Wool Always Love You Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card | Friendship Card In Bubble Font For Best Friend, BFF, Ride Or Die, Soul Mate

You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Card For Rugby Player, Enthusiast, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary

Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Boobs Coaster | Cartoon Boobs Drinks Mat, Female Empowerment Gift, Feminist, Breasts

Boobs Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card | Funny, Chess Pun Love Card, Flirty Queen Chess Piece And Confident King Piece, Check Mate, Valentine's

You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Abstract Boobs Magnet | Coloured Boob Print Fridge Magnet, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs Magnet

£10.95

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
You’re My Lobster Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, Love, Lobster Doodle, Friends Quote, Mate For Life

You’re My Lobster Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Muffin Without You Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, For Him, For Her, Nothing Without You, Muffin Doodle

I'm Muffin Without You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Mug | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Gift For Rugby Player, Enthusiast, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary

Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Fancy It? Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Sex Hand Gesture Doodle

Fancy It? Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're My Favourite Prick Mug | Rude Gift For Him, For Her, Funny Valentines, Prick Pun Cactus Mug, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Boobs A5 Notebook | Monochrome Boob Print Journal, Rude Notepad, Abstract Nude Notebook, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Boobs A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Husband, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Boobs Illustration Pink A5 Notebook | Boob Print Notebook, Different Shaped Breasts, Abstract Nude, Funny Journal, Female Empowerment Diary, LGBTQ+

Boobs Illustration Pink A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
#loveyou Fridge Magnet | Offensive Fridge Magnet For Him, Funny I Love You Fridge Magnet, Hashtag

#loveyou Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Bumble, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple On A Beach Card

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
I Otterly Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Otter Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Otter Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Otterly Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Willy Love You Mug | Rude, Punny Abstract Nude Penis Gift For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Line Drawing

I Willy Love You Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Happy Valentine's Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In A Jacuzzi

Happy Valentine's Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Pun Valentine's Card, Espresso Coffee In Love, Words Cannot Express

Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean To Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Show Me Your Tackle Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary, Tackle Penis Pun

Show Me Your Tackle Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Girlfriend, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Beige Coaster | Naked Woman Drinks Mat, Nude Female Form Line Drawing

Abstract Nude Female Beige Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Tinder, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Lava You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Volcano Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Smiling Volcano With Lava And Heart

I Lava You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Whaley Love You Mug | Kawaii, Cute Whale Pun Mug For Boyfriend Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife, Whale In A Party Hat Valentines Gift

I Whaley Love You Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
I Whaley Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentines Card, Love, Blue Whale In A Party Hat With Confetti

I Whaley Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Rug Muncher Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Rug Muncher Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25