Valentine's Day Cards

Show bae how much they mean to you with our range of downright offensive, rude and inappropriate greeting cards!

All cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct! Shop now to put a smile on their face this Valentine's Day :)

I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card | Funny, Cake Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Layer Cake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary

I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card | Funny, Space Pun Love Card, Outer Space, Rocket Going To The Moon, Smiling, Blushing Moon

I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card

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You're The Bee's Knees Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Love Card, Bees Flying Around Knees, You're The Best Card For Friend, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

You're The Bee's Knees Greeting Card

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Cupid Illustration Valentines Card, Baby Cupid With Bow And Arrow, For Partner, Love Hearts

Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, I Really Love You

I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card

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Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Whale In Love, Love Heart Bubble, Will You Be Mine

Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card

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I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card

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We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Kitten, Funny Cat Pun Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Cats Cuddling, Purfect For Each Other

We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card For Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple Sharing A Bath

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Shello! Is It Me You're Looking For? Greeting Card | Funny Clam Pun Valentine's Card, Clam Peeking Out Of Shell, Hello Is It Me You're Looking For

Shello! Is It Me You're Looking For? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Girlfriend, Wife, Flash Grenade Surrounded By Hearts

Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card

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You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Flag With A Heart, Capture My Heart

You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card

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You Blow My Mind Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Hairdryer Pun Valentine's Card, Hairdryer Blowing Air Onto Brain, Anniversary, Proud Of You

You Blow My Mind Greeting Card

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You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Ball And Chain Joke Valentine's Card, Leg Held Down By Ball And Chain, Anniversary

You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card

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You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Winking Tea Cup With Pouty Lips And Eyes, Cup Of Tea, You're Beautiful

You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card

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Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Valentines Card, Anniversary, Woman Playing The Harp Romantically For Man

Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card

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Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, King Kissing Jester's Shoe

Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card

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Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Man And Woman Embracing, Angel, Sex Joke, Rhyme

Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card

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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

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