Valentine's Day Cards

Show bae how much they mean to you with our range of downright offensive, rude and inappropriate greeting cards!

All cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct! Shop now to put a smile on their face this Valentine's Day :)

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Bumble, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Tinder, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Funny Normal People Card, Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Met Online

Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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You'll Do Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You'll Do Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card | Deadpan Ugly Joke Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend or Friend

You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
You Stopped Satisfying Me Years Ago. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Husband, Wife

You Stopped Satisfying Me Years Ago. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
You're My Weirdo Greeting Card | Funny, Silly, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Anniversary, Love

You're My Weirdo Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome, For Him, For Her

We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome

One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Met On Grindr, LGBTQ+ Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Husband, Boyfriend

Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

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You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card | Deadpan Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card | Funny Pink Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Silly Love Card, Valentines

You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Valentines Card, Wedding Anniversary, Love, Golddigger Joke

I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far | Deadpan Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Funny Anniversary Card For Her, Valentines, Monochrome

You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far | Deadpan Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Monochrome

You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Dry Humour Valentines Card, Monochrome, For Him, For Her

I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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