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Sympathy, Sorry & Grievance Greeting Cards
Cheer them up with our fun sympathy cards. We’ve got plenty of deadpan, funny captions for you to choose from.
Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. We also offer the option to personalise our cards with an internal message and send them direct to recipient for free - easy!
![I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Otter Illustration, Otter Pun](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/ive-been-an-otter-disgrace-im-sorry-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1611153395)
I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card
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![Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card | Funny Get Well Soon Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/some-people-will-do-anything-for-time-off-work-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622860)
Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card
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![Willy Sorry To See You Go Greeting Card | Funny Penis Pun Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Work Friend, Penis Doodle, Goodbye Card, Retirement](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/Willy-Sorry-To-See-You-Go-Greeting-Card_512x.png?v=1629988695)
Willy Sorry To See You Go Greeting Card
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![I'm Sorry I Didn't Do It On Porpoise Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Porpoise Illustration, Porpoise Pun, Dolphin](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/im-sorry-i-didnt-do-it-on-porpoise-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1611153398)
I'm Sorry I Didn't Do It On Porpoise Greeting Card
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![Least It's Not Genital Warts Get Well Soon Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Get Well Soon](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/least-its-not-genital-warts-get-well-soon-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622858)
Least It's Not Genital Warts Get Well Soon Greeting Card
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![I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/DOOD-413-GC5X7-PI_512x.png?v=1657898656)
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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![I'm Sorry I Was Trout Of Order Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, A Line Of Trout With One Out Of Place, Out Of Order, Apology](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/im-sorry-i-was-trout-of-order-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1611844824)
I'm Sorry I Was Trout Of Order Greeting Card
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![You're A Shining Example Of What Not To Do Greeting Card | Rude Sympathy Card For Friends, Affectionate Insult Cards, Lost Job, Failed Exam](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/Youre-A-Shining-Example-Of-What-Not-To-Do-Greeting-Card_512x.png?v=1629988738)
You're A Shining Example Of What Not To Do Greeting Card
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![Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/congratulations-on-your-divorce-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622791)
Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card
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![Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/get-well-soon-attention-seeker-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622867)
Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card
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![Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card | Funny Excuse RSVP Card, Can't Make It Card, Wedding, Birthday Party](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/sorry-im-washing-my-hair-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622783)
Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card
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![I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/DOOD-412-GC5X7-PI_512x.png?v=1657898492)
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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![I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/DOOD-411-GC5X7-PI_512x.png?v=1657898364)
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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![Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Divorce, It'll Be Ok, Optimistic](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/your-optimism-is-killing-me-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612881530)
Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card
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![Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Butter Pun Sorry It's Late Birthday Card, Better Late Than Never, Happy Block Of Butter](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/butter-late-than-never-happy-birthday-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612967861)
Butter Late Than Never Happy Birthday Greeting Card
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![No Fig Deal... You Got This! Greeting Card | Funny Encouraging Card, Determined Looking Fig Lifting Weights, Sympathy, Good Luck, No Big Deal](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/no-fig-deal-you-got-this-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612276571)
No Fig Deal... You Got This! Greeting Card
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![Oh Shit Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Breakup, Whoops, Profanity](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/oh-shit-greeting-card_512x.jpg?v=1612622877)
Oh Shit Greeting Card
Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.
![Don't Cry For Him Your Makeup Is Too Expensive Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card](http://lemonloco.com/cdn/shop/products/dont-cry-for-him-your-makeup-is-too-expensive-greeting-card_512x.png?v=1612622790)
Don't Cry For Him Your Makeup Is Too Expensive Greeting Card
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