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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

U Are 24 Greeting Card | 22 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 24th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twenty Four, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Fourth

U Are 24 Greeting Card

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U Are 22 Greeting Card | 20 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 22nd Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty Second, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty Second

U Are 22 Greeting Card

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U Are 21 Greeting Card | 19 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 21st Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling Twenty First, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty First

U Are 21 Greeting Card

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U Are 20 Greeting Card | 18 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 20th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Twentieth, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Twenty

U Are 20 Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Prick Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Colourful Bubble Writing

Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

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You Silly Twat Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity, Sympathy Card For Friends, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Affectionate Insult Cards, You Idiot, Failed Exam

You Silly Twat Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Birthday Card For Camp, Gay Man, Angry Looking Pixie With Wand, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card

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I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Profanity Card, Chat Shit, Compulsive Lier, Chatting Shit, Mean Card

I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card

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I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Cactus Pun Greeting Card, You're A Prick Cactus Card

I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card

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Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card | Funny Pun Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Hammer, Nails, Confetti

Well Done, You Nailed It Greeting Card

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Gin-dependent Woman Mug | Funny Independent Woman Gift For Her, Sassy Gin Bottle, Gin Drinker, Gin And Tonic, G&T

Gin-dependent Woman Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I'm Crabulous Mug | Funny Crab Pun Coffee Mug, I'm Fabulous, Sassy Crab In Pearl Necklace Mug, Ceramic, Dishwasher Safe Mug

I'm Crabulous Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Bird Nerd Greeting Card | Funny Card For Bird Watcher, Twitcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching, Blue Bird In Glasses

Bird Nerd Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Fucking Mug Mug | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Profanity Gift For Gullible Idiot, Sympathy, Breakup, Divorce, Mug Pun

You Fucking Mug Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Vibrator Print Mug | Dildo Pattern Coffee Mug, Colourful Dildos Illustration, Different Vibrators Print, Bridal Shower Gift

Vibrator Print Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Card For Ginger Person, Red Head, Friend, Sibling, Man With Ginger Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Sassy Confident Gin Bottle, Independent Woman, Gin Pun

Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Go Cluck Yourself! Greeting Card | Funny, Mean, Rude Chicken Pun Card, Go Fuck Yourself, Angry Looking Chicken, Cluck

Go Cluck Yourself! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I'm Grapeful For Our Friendship! Greeting Card | Funny Grape Pun Friendship Card, Thanks, Cheers, Grateful, Gratitude, Happy Grape Bunches Dancing

I'm Grapeful For Our Friendship! Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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