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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Bike Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling, Biking

Bike Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
After 15 Years Together, One Thing Is Crystal Clear I Love You Greeting Card | Crystal, Fifteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Crystal Glasses

After 15 Years Together, One Thing Is Crystal Clear I Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Penis Print Mug | Cartoon Willy Print Mug, Hen Party Gift, LGBT, Abstract Nudes, Cock, Prick, Dick

Penis Print Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Pair Of Cacti, Cactus Prick Pun

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Partner, Star Gazing, Telescope, Stars Spelling Cunt

Look At The Stars Look How They Shine For You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Allotment Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
30 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirtieth Birthday Gift For Thirty Year Old, 30th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

30 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card | Funny, Ski Pun Birthday Card, Skier Drinking A Glass Of Red Wine, Let's Get Pissed

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Gym Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains

Gym Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Running Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Runner, Marathon, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Second Birthday Card For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Running Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Runner, Marathon, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Allotment Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Campervan Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For VW Campervan Owner, T4, T5, T6, T25, T2, T3, Vee Dub, Camper

Campervan Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Caravan Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
No Shit Sherlock Mug | Sherlock Holmes Joke Gift, Mystery, Crime Solving, Literature, Funny Pun Ceramic Coffee Mug, For Reader, Detective

No Shit Sherlock Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Guitar Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Bike Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling, Biking

Bike Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Penis Cumming In A Santa Hat, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Bowls Player, Two People Playing Bowls On Grass, Fast Green, Heavy Green, Slow Green

Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Thanks You Absolute Prick Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Thanks, Cheers, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

Thanks You Absolute Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99