Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Chelsea Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet | Funny, Rude Fridge Magnet, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Black And White, Monochrome, Profanity

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Politics Joke, Conservative Party, Tory Scum, Rich, Toff, Posh

Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Penis Print Cushion | Abstract Nude Willy Cushion, Feminist, Line Drawing Dicks, LGBTQ+

Penis Print Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twentieth Birthday Card For Twenty Year Old, 20th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Horse Riding Wanker Mug | Lady Riding A Horse Ceramic Mug, Horse Girl, Gift For Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Wedding Card, Congratulations, Just Married, For Bride & Groom

Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Gym Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains

Gym Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Penis's Tucked Up In A Blanket, Willies In Bed, Pigs In Blankets Pun

Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Well Done Smart Arse Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Rude Well Done Card, Rude New Job Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Bottom Doodle

Well Done Smart Arse Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Analversary Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Adult Humour Anniversary Card, Botoom Doodle, Anal Joke

Happy Analversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster | Rude, Funny, Offensive Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster, Profanity, Monochrome

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Muchas Gracias Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Thank You Card, Spanish Thanks, Gratitude, Pop Art

Muchas Gracias Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Second Birthday Card For Thirty Two Year Old, 32nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fourth Birthday Card For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Fantasy Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Gaming

Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Mug | Rude Gift For Rugy Player, Funny Rugby Pun Mug For Rugby Fan, Rugby Player Holding Loo Roll

You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
21 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty First Birthday Gift For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Caravan Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Funny Wedding Card, Just Married, Engagement, Champagne, Congratulations

Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99